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Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	2446	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7424	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	229	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	124	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	3981
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ores Mined:	5614

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9253
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	8679
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2775	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!