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YokoCraft Minecraft Server

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, anime adaptation, Chat Stamps Compilation, conquest guides, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, high res art, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, nier replicant, remake, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, translation, Voice of Cards, yoko taro, YokoCraft, Yokoverse Fanbook

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Welcome to the server where we worship the absolute madman Yoko Taro and all his wild creations! Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE where we spank our enemies into submission!

Did you know that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently on air? And SINoALICE Movie is out now for your viewing pleasure! Plus, we have guides for emulating the Drakengard games and translations for all the Yoko Taro goodness you can handle.

Join us for a wild ride through the Yokoverse, where we have resources, fanbooks, and even high-res art for your viewing pleasure. And don’t forget about the Chat Stamps Compilation for all your communication needs!

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP: Sequel Quests

Brainstorming, Characters, CraftyCrew, Creative, Development, Director, film, ideas, Minecraft, Movie, Pitch, Plot, production, Quests, script, Sequel, sequel brainstorming, sequel development, sequel ideas, sequel pitch, sequel production, sequel script, smp, storytelling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have built their own empire and are looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a potion that turns players into potatoes for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate the world as a spud!

So, what are you waiting for? Pitch us your craziest ideas for the sequel and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will definitely be a hilarious time)!

HalalCraft Minecraft Server

clarification, Communication, communication breakdown, correcting, coworker, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, Direction, Diversity, HalalCraft, hostile environment, HR complaint, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Muslim, Prayers, Religion, Respect, Server, Southern US, tolerance, workplace etiquette

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of getting lost in a windowless cave of an office? Join our Minecraft server where getting turned around is part of the fun! We have a new Muslim coworker who prays facing North in the southern US – talk about a twist! Join us and never worry about creating a hostile environment by correcting someone’s direction again. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

LadyDenierCraft

apartment fire, Charity, community service, construction, disabled individuals, ethical decision-making, extreme makeover, financial assistance, fire damage, helping others, home renovation, housing assistance, insurance, LadyDenierCraft, Nonprofit, passive income, ReBuilding, scam prevention, Seniors, single parents, Volunteer work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	8594	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!

Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!

Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!

CraftyJihad: Europe in Pixels

CounterTerrorism, CraftyJihad, Europe, european union, extremism, foreign fighters, germany, global threat, International security, Isis, Islamic extremism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic State propaganda, jihadist group, MIDDLE EAST, pixels, radical ideology, radicalization, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Violent extremism

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	255	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dimension Hops:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

come join our minecraft server where we are like the islamic state but for gamers! we are taking over germany and europe one block at a time! join us and be part of the chaos as we build our empire in the virtual world! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next attack on the virtual world! join us now before it’s too late and help us conquer all of minecraft!

DaddyCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, attraction, Daddy Issues, DaddyCraft, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, Maturity, Minecraft, older men, pop culture, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, seeking guidance, seeking stability, seeking validation, Server, social media influence, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, younger girls

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Star Shards Collected:	160
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of dating immature boys who can’t even mine a diamond in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is full of older, experienced players who will be your Minecraft “daddy” and show you the ways of the blocky world. Join us for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft sugar daddy and build a virtual empire together! Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft daddy who will protect you from creepers and shower you with virtual diamonds? Join now and experience the age gap love in the world of blocks!

MangaMania Minecraft SMP

Artbook Selection, Artbooks, bookstore, Bookstore Changes, Bookstore Experience, Bookstore Trends, Bookstore Visit, danmei, Danmei Success, Light Novel Failure, light novels, Manga, Manga collection, Manga Section, MangaMania, Minecraft, physical manga, Reading Trends, romance novels, smp, Webtoon Invasion, webtoons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Towns Built:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4827
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old bookstores with the same old manga selection? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be for all your manga needs! We’ve got a manga section that’s been transformed into a webtoon wonderland, complete with artbooks that will make your eyes pop out of your head.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Danmei section that’s stocked with romance novels that will make you blush harder than a creeper caught in broad daylight. Who needs light novels when you’ve got Danmei taking over the world?

Join our server now and experience a bookstore like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ExWifeGriefNoDebt

Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

DeathCope Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Afterlife, anxiety, coping, coping mechanisms, death, DeathCope, emotional wellbeing, end of life, existential crisis, facing mortality, fear, Grief, Loss, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, self reflection, smp, spirituality, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!

UninstallMePlsMC

10. App frustration, 11. App organization, 12. App removal, 13. App storage, 14. App uninstall, 15. App bloat, 16. App cleanup, 17. App space, 18. App functionality, 19. App annoyance, 2. Annoying apps, 20. App control., 3. Can’t delete apps, 4. Smartphone apps, 5. Mobile apps, 6. Useless apps, 7. App clutter, 8. App overload, 9. App management, UninstallMePlsMC, Unwanted apps

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5064	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!