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RegretCraft: Insomnia Edition

biggest regret, Edition, emotional baggage, Healing Process, inner turmoil, insomnia, letting go, living in the past, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets in life, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, sleepless nights, unresolved emotions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of carrying around the burden of your biggest regret like a backpack full of anvils? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to help you forget all about it! Join us and let our pixelated world whisk you away to a land of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

Imagine a place where your biggest regret is transformed into a cute little blocky pig that follows you around, reminding you that life is too short to dwell on the past. Build a giant monument to your regret and then blow it up with a TNT cannon, because why not?

Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your regrets behind in a cloud of pixelated smoke.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

2025 battles, Army, BrigadeCraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Equipment, forbes, Geopolitics, mechanized brigades, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, Preparation, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tactics, Training, Troops, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	277	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

haha ukraine be like “let’s get ready for battle in 2025” like they know what’s gonna happen in 4 years lmao. but guess what? our minecraft server is already prepared for the ultimate battle of the century! join us and be part of the most epic mechanized brigades ever seen in the virtual world. we got tanks, we got helicopters, we even got flying pigs armed with laser beams! who needs ukraine when you can conquer the minecraft world with us? come join now and show them who’s boss!

Durov’s Crafty Kremlin-Killa

app, Communication, Crafty, cybersecurity, digital rights, Durov, Durovs, Founder, France, freedom of speech, Government, intimidate, Kremlin, KremlinKilla, Messaging, Politics, privacy, SECURITY, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, Warning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	300

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base inspired by the Kremlin! we got russian spies, french baguettes, and a crazy dude named Durov who will warn you if you try to intimidate him! join now for a chance to be a part of our international espionage adventures and build your own secret base to hide from the authorities! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PharmaFishRewiredMC

altering behaviour, Antidepressant pollution, fish behaviour, fish reproduction, international study, life history, long term exposure, pharmaceutical pollutants, PharmaFishRewiredMC, reproductive traits

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even da fish in da game be gettin affected by da antidepressant pollution! yea, u heard me right, da fish be actin all cray cray cuz of dem pharmaceutical pollutants!

imagine u swimmin in da ocean in minecraft and u see a fish doin backflips and breakdancin cuz it been exposed to dem drugs! it’s a whole new level of entertainment, i tell ya!

join dis server and witness da wackiest fish behaviour u ever seen in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it! plus, u can build ur own underwater drugstore for da fish to get their fix, it’s a win-win situation!

so come on, what u waitin for? join dis server and experience da madness for urself! it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget, dat’s for sure!

torcraft: where semi-anarchy meets vanilla, like a chaotic ice cream sundae!

chaotic, commands, cream, Discord, Doxxing, Europe, find out, HACKING, high-tps, Hosted, Ice, invite, Ip:, meets, Permanent, Queue, Reset, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Server, sundae, torcraft, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

torcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details	Information
IP	torcraft.org
Server Version	1.20.6
Host Location	Europe
Commands	Use /help to find out
Website	https://torcraft.org/
Discord	https://discord.torcraft.org/

FAQ

1. What type of server is torcraft?

torcraft is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed.

2. Will the map ever be reset?

No, the map will never be reset.

3. Is there a queue to join the server?

No, there is no queue on torcraft.

4. How can I find out more commands on the server?

Use the command /help to find out more commands available on the server.

JewCraft Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, ancient empires, ancient warfare, Carthaginian empire, cultural influences, historical events, historical perspectives, historical preferences, Jewcraft, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish faith, Jewish history, Jewish opinions, Jewish perspective, judaism, Minecraft, punic wars, religious beliefs, religious practices, religious traditions, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for players who want to experience the chaos of the Carthaginian empire prevailing in the Punic Wars! Join us and battle it out in epic PvP matches where you can ride elephants into battle and unleash your inner Hannibal. Plus, we have special quests where you can uncover ancient artifacts and unlock secret powers that will make you unstoppable. So why wait? Join our server now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

SassySMPQueen – The Minecraft SMP Meanie

Apology, Behavior, brother, CHANGE, cry, family, forgiveness, Friends, high school girlfriend, mean, meanie, Minecraft, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Rude, SassySMPQueen, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, steal, take advantage, Weed

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Dragon Eggs Found:	2000

Welcome to the most chaotic and dysfunctional Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of being a decent human being and want to embrace your inner jerk? Look no further, because on this server, we encourage you to be mean and rude to everyone you meet!

Join us if you enjoy making people cry, stealing from your loved ones, and just generally being a terrible person. Our community thrives on drama and betrayal, so if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner dick, this is the server for you!

But don’t worry, we’re all in this together. We’ll support you in your quest to be the biggest jerk you can be, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something about yourself along the way. So come on, join us and let’s spread chaos and mayhem in the world of Minecraft!

WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

acceptance, blended family, children, Communication, Conflict, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, family, Grief, Loss, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Sadness, Server, stepmom, Support, Therapy, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDrama

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	1413

Are you tired of family drama and awkward situations? Then join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the wedding planning and step-family drama. Build your dream world and forget about forced smiles and fake happiness.

On our server, you can create a world where your mom is still with you and your dad isn’t marrying someone new. You can build a virtual paradise where you never have to deal with step-siblings or awkward family dynamics.

Join now and let your imagination run wild! Who needs a step-mom when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a world where you can be happy without all the drama. See you in the game, where family drama doesn’t exist!

KidRageCraft

car journey, children, Communication, condescending, crying, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, family, KidRageCraft, Meal, Niece, OFFENDED, Parent, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling, spoiled, toddlers, walk

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

F16sAndMissilesMC

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, F16sAndMissilesMC, fighter jets, international relations, Military, missile attack, missile defense, nato, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4981	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

lol so like, ukraine was just minding their own business when russia was like “hey let’s launch a mass missile attack” and ukraine was like “nah fam, not today” so they whipped out their F-16s and were like pew pew pew! and zelensky was like “yeah we did that, we badass” so if u wanna be part of a server as epic as ukraine’s defense, join us now! we promise there will be no missile attacks, just good times and epic builds!