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GameOn Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Votes:	9064
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of your girlfriend ignoring you for TikTok and her friends? Do you just want to play games in peace without being bothered for sexy time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from clingy girlfriends! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with distractions. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful on our server because the Minecraft gods have blessed us with their favor. So come join us and leave the girlfriend drama behind!

SpanadaCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, climate, comparison, culture, Diversity, Economy, Europe, geography, History, international relations, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, North America, Politics, Server, Similarities, spain, SpanadaCraft, tourism, trade relations, travel, Western Europe

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Spain of Minecraft – full of fiestas, flamenco dancing creepers, and endless tapas buffets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through pixelated bull runs, build your own Sagrada Familia out of blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a flamenco dance-off. So come on down to our server and see why Spain is the Canada of Europe…or is it the other way around? Who cares, just join us for some crazy fun!

LostDiamonds Minecraft Server

attachment, cherished memories, coping with loss, emotional attachment, emotional connection, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Irreplaceable, letting go, Loss, LostDiamonds, materialistic, Minecraft, moving on, personal belongings, sentimental items, sentimental loss, sentimental objects, sentimental value, Server, treasured belongings, valuable possessions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Void Gems Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Have you ever lost your diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like your whole world was crumbling around you? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-diamond-sword-left-behind policy! Join us and never worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him because he kept griefing everyone’s builds with TNT. Don’t worry, we have top-notch security to keep out any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, rare ores, and even a pet dragon egg! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and zombie hordes, they can be a real pain in the blocky butt.

PixelParadiseMC

abundance, Adventure, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, Passion, Peace, perfect life, personal growth, PixelParadiseMC, purpose, relationships, self-care, spirituality, success

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2187
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual paradise! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. As you explore, you stumble upon a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Skyblock Island of Insanity” where the only way to survive is by juggling flaming potatoes while riding a llama. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in a blocky world full of surprises!

ConvictCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, community support, ConvictCraft, Convicts, criminal justice system, government policies, hidden cost, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, post-incarceration, prison system, Rehabilitation, reintegration, returning home, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal impact, societal reintegration, soldiers, support services, Veterans

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are actually Russian convicts who turned into soldiers and now they’re returning home. It’s like a wild, crazy adventure with explosions and drama everywhere you turn.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being a convict-turned-soldier in Russia. Build your own prison cell and fight off mobs of angry villagers who are out for revenge. Trust me, it’s a total blast!

Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and weapons to help you survive in this chaotic world. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant chickens roaming around, they’re a real hoot!

So come on, join us on this insane journey and see if you have what it takes to survive the hidden cost of Russia’s convicts-turned-soldiers returning home. It’s gonna be a riot!

ZapNukeEvac – Minecraft Server

Chernobyl aftermath, crisis management., emergency response, Euromaidan Press, evacuates, evacuation, Minecraft, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear energy, nuclear facility, Nuclear Plant, nuclear power, radiation, Safety Measures, Server, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian government, workers, workers’ safety, workforce evacuation, ZapNukeEvac, Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	1239
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

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AquaCraftLand – Swim, Mine, Build!

adaptation, ANNOYING, AquaCraftLand, aquatic species, BUILD, Challenges, Evolution, Exploration, FANTASY, frustrating, gameplay, humans, hypothetical evolution, hypothetical scenario, Immersion, land levels, marine life, oceanic environment, science fiction, Survival, swim, Underwater, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Items Found:	1895
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where humans are, like, fish or something. and, like, the land levels are, like, super annoying for us fish people. but, like, on this server, we can, like, totally dominate the land levels and show those pesky land creatures who’s boss.

join this server if you want to be a fish out of water and show off your mad skills at navigating the land levels. we have underwater cities, fishy fashion shows, and even a secret society of fish who can breathe air.

so, like, come join us and make a splash on this totally rad minecraft server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a land creature, then you might be a little salty.

MainCharacterMC

fulfillment, Happiness, INDIVIDUALS, main characters, MainCharacterMC, mental health, mindset, minor characters, personal growth, positive outlook, psychological needs, Psychology, research, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, self-identity, self-perception, study, well-being

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Emeralds Found:	4788	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

so like, u know how when u play minecraft and u feel like u the main character in ur own world? well dis server is all about dat vibe, u feel me? we got all da tools and resources u need to be da star of ur own show. u can build da sickest houses, mine for diamonds like a boss, and slay dem creepers like it’s no big deal.

join dis server and become da main character u always knew u were meant to be. forget about being a side character or an extra, on dis server, u are da star of da show. so come on, what u waiting for? join us and start living ur best minecraft life now!

Welcome to LumaMC, where you can survive, build a town, get a job, and shop- all while trying not to fall in lava!

Artmap, BUILD, dynamic seasons, Economy, Fall, Fishing competitions, Job, lava, LumaMC, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Shop, SURVIVE, TOWN

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Server Name	LumaMC
Features	Towny, mcMMO, Custom Items, Player-Based Economy, Hoarder Plugin, Ranks System, Artmap Plugin, Dynamic Seasons World, Fishing Competitions, Jobs
Connect	Server IP: play.lumamc.net Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat Website: https://lumamc.net/ Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

FAQs for LumaMC Minecraft Server:

Q: What is Towny on LumaMC?: A: Towny allows players to establish and grow their own towns, form alliances, and use it as the main claiming system on the server. Players can also join other players towns or nations to build friendships.
Q: What is the Hoarder Plugin?: A: The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
Q: How does the Player-Based Economy work?: A: Players can engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics on the server.
Q: What are Custom Items on LumaMC?: A: LumaMC offers custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills for players to enjoy.
Q: Are there Fishing Competitions on LumaMC?: A: Yes, players can test their fishing skills and compete for glorious rewards. Fish from fishing competitions are also custom.
Q: How can I join LumaMC’s community?: A: Players can connect to the server using the provided Server IP, join the Discord server, visit the website, and check out the map to explore the world of LumaMC.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	100	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	6825	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so wild that even the King of 4chan himself has declared it the most insane place on the internet!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams, and hidden portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!