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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4036 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4695 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 149 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 208073 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!