Bitchuds MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

clarification, confirmation, uncertainty, query, doubt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

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CatOuttaTheBag Minecraft Server

falling for tricks, cat out the bag, Lies, Caught in the act, bitchuds

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet. Don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a secret army of ninja sheep ready to protect your creations at all costs.

But beware, the server owner is actually a mischievous cat in disguise, plotting to take over the world with an army of evil chickens. Will you join forces with the resistance and stop the feline takeover, or will you succumb to the cuteness of the fluffy dictator? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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LiftCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, weightlifting, wellness, motivation, Dedication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by flexing those pixelated muscles! Our world is filled with giant mobs that can only be defeated by showing off your epic strength.

Join us if you want to embark on quests that involve lifting virtual weights to unlock hidden treasures. Want to build a house? Better make sure it has a gym inside, because our server is all about gains, bro.

But beware, there’s a legendary boss called the Squat King who can only be defeated by doing squats in real life while playing the game. Don’t skip leg day if you want to conquer this beast!

So if you’re ready to pump iron and show off your muscles in the most ridiculous ways possible, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Because in this world, the only way to survive is by saying, “This is why I lift!”

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Minecraft SMP: Battle Royale Bonanza /brb/

Characters, online play, smp, BRB, Royale..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep have mohawks and the creepers wear sunglasses.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. If you want to join his army of feathered warriors, you’ll have to prove your worth by challenging him to a dance-off.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a group of woolly gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. If you cross them, you might find yourself on the wrong end of a llama spit attack.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Ender Dragon while riding a pig. It’s not easy, but the bragging rights are totally worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.

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CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger and sadness, expensive car, selling assets, unemployment, financial responsibility

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of financial woes and relationship drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of making questionable financial decisions, just like our player who bought a fancy new car with his savings, only to lose his job shortly after. Will you make the same mistakes and face the wrath of your in-game partner kicking you out of your virtual home?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to sell your virtual truck for a loss, all while desperately trying to find a new job in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to survive the virtual struggle or will you end up homeless in the pixelated streets?

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, financial turmoil, and relationship drama that will leave you questioning your life choices both in-game and in real life!

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SisFreeWeddingCraft

bridezilla, wedding guest list, wedding guest drama management, toxic family, family dysfunction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama queens and toxic trash dumpsters are not invited! If you’re tired of dealing with spoiled siblings and enabling parents, then this is the place for you.

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress shop without worrying about someone showing up in a white or red dress. Our server is drama-free, so you can focus on building and exploring without any family interference.

Don’t worry about what people will say if certain family members aren’t at your virtual event – we’ll support you in standing up to toxic behavior and setting boundaries. And if anyone tries to crash your virtual wedding, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.”

So come join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

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ParentalWisdomMC SMP

memorable, wisdom, ANECDOTES, words of wisdom, life lessons

Are you tired of your parents nagging you about getting off Minecraft and doing your homework? Well, join our SMP and show them who’s boss! Our server is so addicting, your parents will be begging you to come out of your room just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

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PixelLoveCraft

Qualities, sense of humor, AMBITION, communication skills, PixelLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find your Minecraft soulmate who will build you a castle fit for a queen? Look no further than our server! We have a matchmaking system that pairs you with the perfect player based on your in-game preferences. From pixelated pick-up lines to virtual weddings, love is always in the air on our server. Join now and swipe right on your future Minecraft bae!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Zelensky, russia, Geopolitical, military strategy, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact russia’s ‘rapid’ offensive in Kursk Oblast but with a twist! instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! zelensky himself said it’s not ‘serious’ success, but who cares when you can ride a pig into battle?! join now for a wild ride and experience the chaos of war in a whole new way! plus, we have free cookies for all new players (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) so what are you waiting for? saddle up and let’s gooooo!

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ElChapoVsElMayoMC

el chapo, Narco war, border violence, El Mayo Zambada, drug trade

LOL u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like a narco-war in Sinaloa but wit Minecraft blocks instead of guns. u can be on team ‘El Chapo’ or team ‘El Mayo’ Zambada and battle it out for control of da server. build drug cartel bases, smuggle goods, and watch out for da feds tryna shut u down. it’s a wild ride, ese, so come join da fun!

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