Bitchtits – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

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No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

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BlockBuddiesCraft

bilateral relations, BlockBuddiesCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic actions, east asia, economic cooperation, economic pressure, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global affairs, international agreements, international diplomacy, international relations, Japan, joint efforts, political alliances, sanctions, security measures, trade agreements, U.S, united states

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!

WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!

OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)

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BabyCraftMixUp

babies, BabyCraftMixUp, cross-cultural relationships, cultural blending, Curiosity, Diversity, diversity in love, family, future generations, global connections, global unity, Interracial Relationships, mixed race, Multiculturalism, Nationalities, Possibilities, Potential, relationships, societal norms, unique pairings, Wonder

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have players from all over the world, creating a melting pot of cultures and craziness. ever seen a british player build a tea shop next to a mexican player’s taco stand? well, you will here!

our server is like a virtual united nations, but with more explosions and less politics. want to see a french player try to communicate with a russian player using only emojis? it’s a sight to behold.

we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. watch as players create giant statues of their favorite foods or reenact famous movie scenes using only blocks.

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only come from bringing people from all over the world together in one virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a player from a country you’ve never heard of before.

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Slapstuck SMP

BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Server, Simple, small group, smp, Social, Survival, Terralith, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

Hello! We are a small group of friends just running a little SMP. We have simple voice chat, terralith, and some vanilla tweaks as well. Come hang out! We started 5/24/2024

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NexusCPVP

Cpvp, Discord, Economy, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, NexusCPVP, PvP, Raiding, Server, Shop, Survival

Join NexusCPVP, THE BEST CPVP SERVER AND SHOP SURVIVAL SERVER!!!

Discord-> dsc.gg/nexuscpvp IP-> nexuscpvp.xyz

nexuscpvp.xyz:25814

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VanillaMultiplayer: Slightly Vanilla, Super Mature, Never Resetting, Always Surviving!

active community, chest looting, Client Modifications, collaboration, community values, cozy community, creativity, exciting projects, friendly players, griefing definition, long-term play, Mature, Mature Players, new player, No Griefing, pvp allowed, Resetting, Respect, seasoned builder, slightly, stable environment, Super, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, VanillaMultiplayer, Vibrant Community

Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP Address	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us:

VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community:

Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:
- Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
- Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.

General Conduct:
- Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
- PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
- Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
- Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition:

Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	The IP address is vanillamultiplayer.com
Are mods allowed on the server?	Client modifications like improved chat and minimaps are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage.
What is the definition of griefing on VanillaMultiplayer?	Griefing is defined as breaking or adding blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

bitterness, comparison, DadCraft, discontent, dissatisfaction, doomers, envy, family, House, incel, Jealousy, Job, Kids, Life, meaningless, Minecraft, Resentment, responsibilities, Server, unfulfilled, ungrateful, Unhappy, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind your boring house, job, wife, and kids – because who needs all that when you can build a virtual empire in Minecraft?

Our server is the perfect place for all you incel doomers out there who are feeling lost and unfulfilled. Why waste your time moping around when you can join us and unleash your creativity in a blocky wonderland? Who needs a meaningful life when you can have a pixelated adventure like no other?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems. Build, explore, and conquer – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make life meaningful again, one block at a time!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

amazed, Bathwater, boundary-pushing, controversial, dances naked, Edgy, filmmaker, girl on period, holy fuck, Holycraft, Media, mindlessly please, Minecraft, Provocative, Server, shock, shocking behavior, simple act, taboo, trying new things, trying to please, trying to shock, zoomers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a filmmaker trying to shock zoomers! Picture this: players eating cake made out of creeper flesh, drinking lava for hydration, and dancing naked in the Nether. It’s a place where the boundaries of normalcy are pushed to the limit, and where the only rule is to have a good time. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the insanity that awaits you.

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GF-Free Fun Time!

Book Club, Boundaries, Communication, couples, DATING, friend time, Fun, GFFree, girls time, Girls trip, group outings, hang out, Honesty, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, prioritizing friendships, quality time, Respect, serious relationship, third wheel, Time, Understanding, uninvite

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a “block club” where we mostly mine for diamonds and slightly discuss our building techniques. It’s mainly to hang out and see each other as we are all busy crafting in our virtual world. Of the 4 of us (all blockheads), 3 have pet wolves and one was a lone wanderer for the longest time. They have recently tamed a llama and have invited it to our block club hangout to meet us. I was completely fine with it and enjoyed meeting the llama and very happy for my friend to have a new companion, as this is their first pet in several Minecraft days.

Now, I hang out with this friend significantly less since they got the llama, which I understand priorities shift, however now when we do meet up for block club the past three times they bring their llama. The llama doesn’t even mine for diamonds, so it’s kind of moved away from block club and more just a scheduled hangout. Now these typical “block dates” seem very third wheel. This was always just an us thing and the wolves never came, but because they have a llama, the llama comes as “one of the blocks”.

We mentioned building a giant castle in our block club chat (which the llama is not a member of) and we thought it would be really fun. Now I’m finding out that the llama would come too. It feels hypocritical to have the llama invited but specified it be a “block trip”, which leaves out our pets but can include the llama.

I’m really happy my friend has a new pet they love, but I feel like it’s annoying to be with several friends and one pet. We were going to mine together today, and I just found out their llama was going to come with. Since I was going to talk to them in person about this castle, I asked that the llama not be included today so I could discuss this with my friend in private. They are now taking it very badly, so I explained on text that I’d still like to have block time, sans pets, like we have for years. They are upset I don’t see their llama as “one of the blocks”, when it’s not really about that, but more so, if we bring pets, why can’t I bring mine (a creeper) too?

Join our Minecraft server for some outrageous adventures and drama with pets and blocks!

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AfterlifeCraft Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wondered what happens to your Minecraft character after they die? Well, on our server, we have a special respawn system that transports you to a magical realm where you have to battle zombie pigmen in order to earn your way back to the land of the living. It’s like a mini-game within a game, and it’s totally epic!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that whoever can make it through the dungeon alive will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So if you’re feeling lucky (or just really greedy), come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the dungeon and claim your prizes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a community of players who are all obsessed with building the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Steve to pixel art masterpieces, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your creativity run wild, look no further!

So come join us on our server and experience the afterlife like never before. Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life (or at least have a lot of fun trying)!

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BlockbusterBliss

Bittersweet moments, BlockbusterBliss, cherished memories, emotional connections, first time experiences, life events, longing for the past, Memories, Nostalgia, precious memories, Recollection, rekindling joy, reliving moments, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, special occasions, time travel, unforgettable experiences, Wishful thinking, wistful reflections

Remember the first time you dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, imagine experiencing that thrill all over again on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry chickens on your unsuspecting friends or stumbling upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

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