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SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	195
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Towns Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	335761

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Potions Brewed:	139
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8117	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!