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CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7620	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

UnfckMyLife Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, fastest way, goal-setting, growth, life improvement, mental health, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, positive habits, productivity, progress, resilience, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, transformation, UnfckMyLife, unfuck, well-being

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Votes:	2758	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to unfuck your life is by building the most epic base and flexing on all the other players. Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant you entry if you can out-build them in a build battle.

But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.

So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.

CraftyCringeLand

changing tastes, CraftyCringeLand, Disappointment, disillusioned experiences, disillusionment, failed experiments, false expectations, misconceived preferences, misguided interests, misguided passions, misguided pursuits, misjudged hobbies, mistaken attractions, mistaken hobbies, mistaken interests, surprising aversions, surprising disappointments, unanticipated turn-offs, unexpected dislikes, unexpected letdowns, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!

GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!

Anwar, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, islamic world, Lecture, Malaysia, Malaysian PM, Media bias, media narratives, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Propaganda, skewing, West

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved

Nrf2Craft: Parkinson’s Prevention

anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, Antioxidant Therapy, brain health, Dietary supplements, dopamine, Ecklonia cava, health benefits, herbal medicine, Korean Seaweed, marine algae, natural remedies, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neuroprotection, Nrf2-ARE Pathway, Nrf2Craft, Oxidative Stress, Parkinson’s Disease, parkinsons, polyphenols, Prevention, Preventive Effect

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	417
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s infused with Ecklonia cava Polyphenols that have a magical effect on your Minecraft experience.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you come across a rare ore that glows with the power of the Nrf2-ARE pathway. Your character starts glowing with energy, and you feel unstoppable as you conquer the world around you.

But that’s not all! The Ecklonia cava Polyphenols also have a preventive effect on Parkinson’s Disease in the game. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your character getting sick and slowing down. You’ll be zooming around the map like a speed demon, taking down enemies left and right.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the power of Ecklonia cava Polyphenols for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CraftyIdols Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with idol madness and crazy adventures.

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to virtual idols sing their hearts out. Build a shrine dedicated to your favorite idol and watch as it brings you good luck in your mining endeavors.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground idol concert where creepers dance to the beat and zombies sing backup vocals.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most idol-filled Minecraft server out there. Join now and let the idol madness begin!

NotionGoneWild Minecraft SMP

collaboration tool, digital workspace, knowledge management, Minecraft, note-taking app, notion, NotionGoneWild, organization, popular app, productivity, productivity tool, project management, smp, software, Software Development, Startup, task management, task tracking, team collaboration, team communication, Tech, Technology, workflow optimization

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	215
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	780	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a family reunion at the zoo. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once turned into a llama after drinking a suspicious potion. So come on, join us and see what kind of chaos you can stir up in this wild world of blocky madness!

ScarCraftGF

body image, Communication, emotional baggage, emotional scars, Intimacy, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, relationship boundaries, respecting boundaries, ScarCraftGF, Scars, self disclosure, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Trauma, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchantments Applied:	264	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and craziness! Just like this guy’s GF obsessing over his scars, we’ll obsess over making you laugh until you cry. With over 30 hilarious jokes and puns waiting for you, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret joining the madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

TeenageCraft: Wild & Wacky!

Adrenaline Rush, adventurous, crazy stunts, daring escapades, mischievous behavior, Rebellion, reckless behavior, risky behavior, rule breaking, teenage antics, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, TeenageCraft, teenager, thrill-seeking, Wacky, Wild, wild adventures, wild memories, youthful indiscretions, youthful rebellion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	275

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I joined as a teenager! It was like a virtual playground of chaos and shenanigans. I once built a giant statue of a llama riding a pig into battle, just because I could. And don’t even get me started on the time I convinced everyone to have a dance party in the Nether realm – it was lit, literally!

But the best part was the secret underground roller coaster that led to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. I felt like a Minecraft pirate on a quest for riches, except with way more explosions and lava pits.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your teenage years, then you’ve gotta join this one. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and memories you’ll make – just be prepared for the unexpected!

PlasticCraft: Biodegrade in 7 Days!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got living plastic blocks that biodegrade like magic! imagine building a sick castle out of plastic blocks and then BAM! they start breaking down into nothingness like a disappearing act at a magic show. it’s like having a built-in clean-up crew for all your building projects. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness plastic coming to life and then disappearing in a matter of days? it’s like a real-life science experiment right in your minecraft world. so come on over and experience the wonder of living plastic blocks for yourself!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8110
Star Shards Collected:	132	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.