2024 Best Bitch New Minecraft Servers

  • Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

    Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

    Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChunkyCraft: The Big Bitch Server

    ChunkyCraft: The Big Bitch Server
    Welcome to our Fat Bitch Thread Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chunkiness! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not? – Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle. – The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous. – Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory. – The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Thread server and let the ridiculousness begin!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

    Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

    Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

    Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

    LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch
    Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

    On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Creepers: Nami’s Irrelevant Adventure

    Crafty Creepers: Nami’s Irrelevant Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the waifus are just meh? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for the ultimate waifu experience! We’ve got Nami as the queen of irrelevance, Vivi as the weakling, and Robin holding down the fort as just average. But wait, it gets better – Shirahoshi is the ultimate queen bee, Rebecca is just a jobber, Carrot has been abandoned like yesterday’s leftovers, Pudding is freshly divorced, Tama got burned (ouch), Hiyori got boiled (double ouch), Yamato is trying way too hard, and Bonney is just a kekbaby. But hold up, when are we gonna talk about the REAL, TRUE, PEAK, BEST WAIFU on our server? Join now to find out who this mystery waifu is and experience the craziest waifu wars you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

    Chat LOLz Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

    Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

    Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

    Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skyland Skyblock

    Skyland Skyblock

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tates Craft

    Tates Craft

    An in progress SMP for fans of a mostly vanilla game of Minecraft. Owned by both KyRonArts, and Severedpheonix.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cmkraft

    Cmkraft

    Real Prizes | Factions | Survival | Arcade | Bedwars

    Welcome to CMKRAFT! Minecraft Server With Monthly Prizes. We’re a network unlike no other! We strive to be the best INDIAN Minecraft Server there is, offering players the lowest ping possible and almost 0% downtime! Come join us on our network IP: mc.teamcmk.com – 1.8-1.19 [Bedrock Support & Crossplay]

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MurderMine Minecraft server

    MurderMine Minecraft server

    If you are a Minecraft fan and are looking for a new and exciting challenge, then this server is definitely for you. With the added pressure of only having three lives and the abundance of enemies you’ll have to face, you’ll have to put your best foot forward and be strategic in every move you make. Now you need to not only build and explore, but also survive and deceive your opponents. Every life lost brings you one step closer to being permanently banned, so the stakes are high and the rewards even higher. It will definitely test your skills, but with each victory you will feel a sense of satisfaction like never before.

    You’ll have the chance to experience Minecraft in a new way and immerse yourself in an environment where every step counts. The adrenaline that comes from trying to avoid death and the satisfaction from overcoming difficult challenges will not leave you indifferent. It’s time to take to the battlefield and prove that you are truly a survivor in this intense, action-packed Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on this unique and exciting experience, join now!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Remixanarchy

    Remixanarchy

    We are an Smp with a great anticheat and even greater admins. We dont belive in banning without evidence. We also have a friendly comunity and care for everyone. Btw our economy is gold ingot based so mining is a good way to get money. Due to technical reasons we turned whitelist so comment you IGN here https://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/minecraft/servers/new-smp-638550/

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Geykume Streets SMP

    Geykume Streets SMP

    Standard small community SMP with a few plugins. Nice people and great discord. Willing to help with builds and everything!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craftapple

    Craftapple

    Craftapple – Polish Minecraft Server since 2013. Join our community, visit us here serwery minecraft

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ————–FunShield————– Season Minecraft server

    ————–FunShield————– Season Minecraft server
    The owner of the “————–FunShield————– Season” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JameSMP

    JameSMP

    cool server you can join if you want but you dont have to. join the discord also if you are cool and if you arent cool then dont join the discord i dont really care im super tired as of writing this so yeah.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Falcronnetwork

    Falcronnetwork

    We introduce you to “Falcron Network”!

    “Falcron” is a place to find yourself some new amazing friends, play some chatting games and have the most fun that you ever had playing our favourite game – minecraft!

    GAMEMODES LIKE:– BOX PVP– PVP PRACTICE– SKYWARSAND MORE

    Our staff team is super friendly and will help you in every case, you won’t be punished without the right reason! We’re experienced developers so you shouldn’t be worried about your security! Just hop on and have fun.

    We also offer:

    • Partnerships.• Active and fair staff, always ready to help.• Giveaways.• Competitions.• Self advertisement (youtube, tiktok, instagram and so on.)• Game Server (minecraft)• Chat games (discord)• Constant Updates.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/wXjkGEXagaWebstore: https://falcronnetwork.tebex.io/

    We also do some giveaways from time to time.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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