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Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Audience, Bear in the Big Blue House, bitch summoning stick, Boys, campaign speech, FEMCEL, Good Boy Points, Jews, Lies, manifesto writing, meanie eyes, Minecraft, mommy’s boy, Mommys, outside danger, peppa pig, political dynamite, population statistics, presidential campaign, straight white male, TENDIES, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	2227
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

Pretending Tech Market Bad Minecraft SMP

bad, current trends, economic outlook, financial news, G.., industry insights, industry perspective, industry rumors, market, market analysis, market conditions, market performance, market rumors, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, pretending, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech market, tech sector, technology industry, technology market

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword). Plus, our economy is so messed up that you’ll be trading diamonds for dirt in no time.

So why wait? Join our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything goes. And remember, the tech market may be bad, but our server is always lit!

CraftyPlaneCrashFun

air traffic control, air travel, aircraft investigation, Aviation (Industry), aviation authorities, aviation regulations, aviation safety, aviation security, azerbaijan, CraftyPlaneCrashFun, external interference, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, passenger safety, plane collision, plane crash, plane incident, plane malfunction, russia, tragic incident

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	113	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yea, you heard me right. LASER PIGS. and if that ain’t enough to get you hyped, we also got a secret underground disco party run by talking llamas. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the haunted mansion filled with ghost chickens? yea, they cluck and haunt at the same time. it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond mine guarded by a squad of ninja turtles. they’re like, the protectors of the bling bling, yo.

so, if you wanna experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server, cuz ain’t no other place like it. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! WOOHOO!

Reverie SMP

2TB NVME SSD, 96GB RAM, Activity System, AMD Ryzen 5900X, Coreprotect, cosmetic perks, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, hermitcraft, Mature Community, NYC Server, Player Suggestions, proximity chat, Reverie, Server Events, smp, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Reverie SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Optional feature.
Experienced Staff	Team with experience running Minecraft servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release.
Server Events	Movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player availability.
Supporter Perks	Cosmetic/QOL only – No pay to win.

Planned Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5900X, 96GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD, NYC Server

FAQ

How do I apply to join Reverie SMP?

Visit our Discord server at https://discord.reveriesmp.com/

When does Season 1 begin?

Season 1 starts on February 1st.

Is there a way to provide feedback or make suggestions?

Yes, we welcome player input and have avenues for suggestions. Polls will also be available for community input.

Lost Love Adventure 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Breakup, coping with loss, emotional distress, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, falling out of love, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, letting go, long term relationship, Lost, lost love, love, Love Lost, moving on, one sided love, relationships, Sadness, self reflection, unrequited love

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	313134
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Animals Bred:	192	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo bro, forget about that girl drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding, zombies chasing you, and skeletons shooting arrows at your face! It’s like therapy but with more explosions!

Plus, who needs love when you can build a giant castle made out of diamond blocks? That’s true happiness right there, my dude. So stop moping around and start crafting your way to victory on our server! Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with relationship drama. Let’s goooooo!

Hawt Opinions Minecraft SMP Shooter

controversial, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, education, Ethics, female school shooters, gender stereotypes, gun control, Hawt, Media portrayal, mental health, Minecraft, Opinions, Psychology, public opinion, Safety, school shootings, Shooter, smp, societal issues, violence, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4873	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8938
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky throne.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who has the best pixel art or who can build the most ridiculous rollercoaster. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals another player’s diamonds – it’s like a soap opera but with more TNT.

Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most controversial opinions are accepted with open arms. So if you think female school shooters are hawt, you’ll fit right in! Just be prepared for some heated debates in the chat.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where anything is possible – even finding true love with a villager. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, then you might regret it a little).

Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation

breathalyzer, breathalyzer check, Buenos Aires, controversy, Crafty, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic scandal, foreign affairs, government officials, international diplomacy, international law, Kremlin, legal challenge, legal dispute, legal violation, Officials, political tension, protocol breach, russia, VIOLATION, Vodka

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	286	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

MedievalMC

Cosmetics, cross-platform, Custom Bosses, custom fishing, custom furniture, custom textures, Default Client, Economy, family friendly, Lag-free, Land Claims, Leaderboards, LEVELLING, Llama Party, MCMMO, MedievalMC, Party Support, PvP, Rankup System, Rtp, Safe, smp, Vote Rewards

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

MedievalMC Server Overview

Server IP	hub.medievalmc.co
Discord	discord.gg/survival

Gameplay:

Custom Textures: At MedievalMC we take great pride in what our resource pack brings to the server. From custom furniture to custom bosses we have it all, turning your vanilla minecraft Gameplay into something you’ve never seen before all in the default client!

We pride ourselves as having our Survival (SMP) Server being 100% Family Friendly and safe.

Key Features:

PVP Disabled by default
McMMO with Party support
Unique leveling and rankup system to earn cosmetics and other special items
Fun balanced economy through different gameplay routes
Land claims to protect you from griefers
Lag-free experience
Safe and friendly space for all
RTP
Vote rewards with a special Llama party!
Competitive Leaderboards to gain special rewards
All NEW custom fishing!
Custom Bosses with Custom Models!
Custom Dungeons to play through!

Cross-Platform:

MedievalMC supports all platforms using the details below

JAVA: hub.medievalmc.co

Bedrock: bedrock.medievalmc.co Port: 19132

Chronicle Quest 1.21

Adventure, Amberground, Anime, chapter 37, Chronicle, FANTASY, Gauche Suede, Hiroyuki Asada, Hodai Franklin, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Delivery, long tail, Manga, Quest, Reverse, SHONEN, storytime, Supernatural, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7081	Emeralds Found:	8125
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	145	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can mine diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas.

Join our server for a chance to battle evil witches with your trusty pet chicken by your side.

Explore mysterious dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests overflowing with enchanted cookies.

But beware, because in this world, even the trees have eyes and the rivers flow with liquid gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s embark on a wild adventure together in the land of Chapter 37:Hodai Franklin!

Bing High Minecraft SMP: A.I. Broad Focused Thread

A.I, Bing, Bing High, Broad, Broad Focused Thread, catbox, desuarchive, Discord, Focused, hailuoai, HIGH, Image Creation, Klingai, long tail tags, lumalabs, microsoft, Minecraft, sekret klub, smp, Song Creation, SUNO, Thread, thread theme, Trash, Udio, video creation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	1593	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	248
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6000	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of TNT!

But that’s not all, we have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where you compete in crazy challenges like pig riding, lava parkour, and even a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of molten lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

MineHabitz – Digging for Success!

Consistency, daily routine, Digging, discipline, goal-setting, Gratitude, habit formation, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, MineHabitz, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, success, Time management, wellness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!