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Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	898344
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Votes:	2513
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	57
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	9993
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchantments Applied:	156	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crops Grown:	7157	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out