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Minecraft SMP: >PS5 has no ga-SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire empire out of nothing but chickens. Rumor has it he can summon a chicken army at will, so you better watch your back.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident prankster, who has rigged every block on the server to explode when you least expect it. Just make sure you have your diamond armor ready!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. PS5 may have no games, but we’ve got all the fun you could ever want.

SisterSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Babysitting, crying, deadbeat boyfriend, diapers, er, Exploited, family, fit, infant, Liking, makeup, Minecraft, nephew, pants, pizza, Pot, repast, selfish, Server, Shoes, sister, SisterSlayin, socks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Votes:	1589
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	635188	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew on a Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for entitled siblings!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your sister appears, dropping off your nephew in your virtual house and disappearing to do who knows what. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted babysitting duties.

We have a special feature where if your nephew starts crying in-game, you can simply block him and he’ll magically disappear until your sister decides to pick him up. No more soiled virtual diapers to deal with!

Join now and show your sister who’s the boss in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, it’s not selfish to prioritize your own sanity over babysitting duties – it’s called self-care!

PixelFamilyContestGate

AITAH, Community, Contest, eligibility, family, family member, grand Tetons national park, Helpful, Ip:, name.., photo contest, Pictures, PixelFamilyContestGate, pride, Prizes, refusal, Regional, selfish, terms, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of family members trying to steal your thunder in photo contests? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to enter your pixelated masterpieces under their name. Plus, we have a grand Tetons national park replica for you to explore and take screenshots in, without the drama of family members trying to claim credit for your hard work. Join us now and let your creativity shine, without any shady contest antics!

CringeTeenMC SMP

awkward teenage years, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy actions, cringe-worthy choices, cringe-worthy decisions, cringe-worthy memories, cringe-worthy teenage stories, CringeTeenMC, cringeworthy behavior, cringeworthy moments, cringeworthy situations, cringeworthy teenage antics, cringeworthy teenage mistakes, cringy experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing teenage moments, regretful actions, smp, teenage faux pas, teenage mistakes, teenage regrets, youthful blunders

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magic Items Found:	6523
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to relive all those cringey teen moments in a virtual world! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip off a diving board but ended up belly flopping instead? Well, now you can recreate that epic fail in front of all your new virtual friends! And let’s not forget the time you thought it would be cool to dye your hair neon green but ended up looking like a radioactive broccoli. Come join us for a chance to make even more embarrassing memories that you’ll look back on and cringe at for years to come!

WrongCraft: The Unspoken Fails

common mistakes, concealed errors, disregarded misdeeds, Fails, hidden blunders, ignored blunders, ignored missteps, neglected faux pas, overlooked blunders, overlooked errors, silent missteps, social norms, societal faux pas, taboo behaviors, unacknowledged mistakes, unaddressed errors, unnoticed gaffes, unrecognized faults, unspoken, unspoken slip-ups, unspoken taboos, WrongCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone builds their houses the same boring way? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of giant floating pancakes, riding on a llama-drawn roller coaster, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers or a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature that allows you to transform into any mob you desire. Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a zombie with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes? We’ve got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

ballistic missile attack, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO

RafahRaidersMC

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Operation, Rafah, RafahRaidersMC, RETALIATION, rocket launchers, SECURITY, terrorists, violence

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

omg guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks!!! we got IDF killing 20 Hamas terrorists in Rafah and destroying rocket launchers aimed at Israel!!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!!! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this crazy battle!!! build your own army and fight for control of the server!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!!

CraftyClothSlides

#sandals, beachwear, Casual, clothes, comfort, CraftyClothSlides, fashion, flip flops, footwear, leisure, loungewear, lounging, poolside, Relaxation, Slides, slip on, Style, Summer, trendy, vacation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

u wanna join da most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat if u dont join, u might as well be playin wit lego blocks.

we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and cows doin backflips. u think u seen it all? well think again, cuz we got creepers wearin top hats and skeletons breakdancin.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by herobrine himself and granted unlimited diamonds. but beware, the ender dragon is actually a secret agent workin for the llamas.

so come on down and join us, cuz on dis server, slides wouldn’t exist without clothes.

AutismCraft: Follow & Build!

Adults with autism, autism, autism community, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autism study, AutismCraft, behavioral patterns, BUILD, Comfort in social interactions, communication difficulties, developmental disorder, follow, Following role, leading role, neurodiversity, Responsive role, sensory processing, social cognition, Social imitation tasks, Social Interaction, Social preferences, Social Skills

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace all players, even those with brain damage! we believe in inclusivity and welcome everyone, no matter their abilities or disabilities.

our server is the perfect place for adults with autism spectrum disorder to thrive and have fun. we understand that sometimes taking on a leading role can be overwhelming, so we encourage players to take a following role instead.

imagine a world where you can just sit back, relax, and let others take the lead. no pressure, no stress, just pure enjoyment. our community is supportive, understanding, and always ready to lend a helping hand.

so come on, join us and experience a minecraft server like no other. let your creativity run wild, make new friends, and most importantly, have a blast! who knew that playing minecraft could be so therapeutic and fun for those with autism? we did! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crops Grown:	9670
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about a treasure hunt where the loot is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the boss himself while trying not to get roasted by his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.