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CraftyHomelessFriends

Best Friend, brotherhood, bullying, condition, CraftyHomelessFriends, family, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, health decline, high school, History, homelessness, job loss, medical bills, offer, RAGE, Rent, savings, Support, Trauma

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	715	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those who have been wronged by high school bullies and their loser fiancés!

Join us and unleash your inner rage in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and take out your frustrations on pixelated enemies.

We have a strict “no bullies allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any mean girls spreading lies about you here.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for holding onto that high school trauma – in fact, we encourage it! Let it fuel your creativity and passion for revenge as you craft your way to victory.

So come on in and let off some steam, because on this server, the only thing getting destroyed is your past demons. Join now and show that fiancé who’s boss!

BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, BlockyBosses, boss from hell, career move, Confrontation, final straw, Goodbye, job satisfaction, Last Day, leaving on my terms, Minecraft, moving on, professional boundaries, Quitting, resignation, Server, standing up for myself, toxic workplace, unprofessional behavior, workplace conflict, workplace drama

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6982
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

concealed feelings, Confessions, confidential information, covert confessions, CraftyConfessions, deep secrets., forbidden thoughts, hidden desires, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost feelings, intimate details, personal revelations, private matters, private thoughts, Secrets, sensitive topics, taboo topics, undisclosed information., unspoken truths, untold stories

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Votes:	5633	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1799
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	1055
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Votes:	9444	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	526041	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!