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EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, on our server, we take things to a whole new level! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a unique feature where the server uses you as a food source! That’s right, instead of hunting for animals or farming crops, you can just stand still and let the server feed off your energy. It’s a win-win situation – you get to play Minecraft and the server gets a delicious snack! So come join us and become a tasty treat for our hungry server!

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Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

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Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!

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AutismCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!
We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!

Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!

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SisWeddingNoShowCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward relationships? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and virtual fun that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.
Our server is like a destination wedding, except instead of flying and hotel expenses, all you need is a computer and internet connection. And the best part? We have a child-friendly environment, so you can bring your little ones along for the ride without any restrictions.

Forget about family members who can’t be bothered to spend time with you in real life. On our server, everyone is family and we welcome you with open arms (or blocky hands, in this case). So why waste your time on people who don’t appreciate you when you can join us and build lasting friendships in the virtual world?

Don’t be the ring bearer left out of the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

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MythBusterMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about all the lies you were told as a kid! We have secret underground bunkers filled with ancient scrolls that reveal the real reason why broccoli is good for you and why you shouldn’t swallow gum. Plus, our resident conspiracy theorist claims to have proof that the moon landing was actually filmed on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock the secrets of the universe while building epic structures with your friends.

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MythBustedCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Forget everything you thought you knew about science because on our server, gravity is optional! That’s right, you can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out if you want. The possibilities are endless when you throw science out the window and embrace the chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porky revolution? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is raving about the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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TaiwanTussleCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than china and the pacific islands combined! we got factions fighting over who gets to control the taiwan district, alliances forming and breaking like a bag of chips, and more tea spilled than a clumsy waiter at a fancy restaurant.
if you want to experience the thrill of international politics while building your own empire in minecraft, then this is the server for you. join now and be part of the chaos that rivals real-world diplomacy. who needs boring old news headlines when you can witness the madness firsthand on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of our minecraft world. trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality

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hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! on our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity).
join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickle, team up with ur friends to defeat the evil broccoli army, and explore a world filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server u’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it! (unless u have a fear of flying pigs, then maybe u should stay away)

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AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

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Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!
First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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IVF4Free Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

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