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CovidCraft: The Server of Socially Distant Disasters

anxiety, covid, CovidCraft, Disasters, distant, economic impact, fear, Grief, ISOLATION, Lockdown, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, pandemic, Quarantine, restrictions, Server, Sickness, social distancing, socially, stress, Tragedy, Trauma, uncertainty, worst memory

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Remember that time you were stuck at home during Covid and all you could do was binge-watch Netflix and eat snacks? Well, forget about that boring life because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a virtual world where the only virus you have to worry about is a zombie infection!

Join our server for a chance to build your own apocalypse-proof bunker, complete with a moat filled with lava to keep out any unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers). Need to stock up on supplies? No problem! Just hop on your trusty llama and ride to the nearest village, where you can trade with the villagers for all the diamonds and emeralds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Are you brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself? Only one way to find out!

So say goodbye to boring quarantine memories and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!

Chopstick Warriors: Poland Drills

Asia, Belarus, border, chinese military, Chinese troops, chopstick, cooperation, cross-border exercises, Defense, DRILLS, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military exercise, military maneuvers, Poland, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Training, Warriors

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4258	Astral Projections Made:	0

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, chinese troops r like, doing drills along poland’s border in belarus, and u know what that means?? it means this server is gonna be lit af, like, u gonna be dodging troops while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be like a real-life battle royale but in minecraft, like, who wouldn’t wanna join that?? plus, u might even get to meet some chinese troops in the game and be like “hey, wanna team up and take down some zombies together?” it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so come join the fun and let’s see who can survive the chaos on this insane minecraft server!

CraftyDefender

accusations, arguments, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, contrary behavior, CraftyDefender, defending your actions, defending yourself, disagreements, interpersonal skills., misunderstandings, proving a point, self defense, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-justification, standing up for yourself

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Towns Built:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where the sky is green and the pigs fly upside down. we got llamas in tuxedos and chickens that do the macarena.

if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.

QuantumTubeCraft

cross-country communication, DATA Transmission, Information Technology, innovation, long distance communication, quantum communication, quantum computing, quantum cryptography, quantum entanglement, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum network, quantum teleportation, quantum teleportation technology, QuantumTubeCraft, qubits, research, scientific advancement, Technology, vacuum beam guides, vacuum-sealed tubes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

lolz join dis server if u want a quantum network in minecraft! we got vacuum beam guides for qubits to travel thousands of miles in tiny tubes. it’s like the fast and furious but with quantum particles. come join us and be a quantum cowboy riding the vacuum waves to victory! also, our server has the best virtual tacos in town, so you can refuel after all that quantum traveling. come on down and be part of the quantum revolution, yeehaw! 🤠🌌🌮 #quantumcowboys #vacuumtubesfordays #tacotuesdayeveryday

MeCraft Server: Literally Lit

Connection, Empathy, Identity, introspection, is.., lit, LITERALLY, me, MeCraft, Personal, Reflection, relatability, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identification, self-realization, Server, She, Similarity, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon this server and found their long-lost twin. No, seriously, they looked exactly alike and even had the same taste in block placement. It was like looking into a mirror, but in pixel form.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a legendary chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with this blinged-out chicken and watch the riches roll in.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time down there with glowstone dance floors and creepers busting out their best moves.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure because who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter. Plus, you might just find your pixelated doppelganger or dance with a diamond-laying chicken. The possibilities are endless!

WarehouseWaging Minecraft Server

4chan, bills, finance, full-time job, high school, Immigrants, industry saturation, investing, Minecraft, parents, partying, reddit, Rent, saving money, Server, social media, STEM, student debt, success, TRADES, warehouse job, WarehouseWaging, wealth building

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	145
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

“Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world grind like this legend did! Imagine a world where you can build your wealth by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. No student debt here, just endless possibilities and blocky adventures. Plus, our community is filled with immigrants from all over the Minecraft world, ready to welcome you with open arms. So leave the warehouse slavery behind and join us for a party at the virtual block concert, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of invisibility. Reddit and 4chan approved, because who needs real friends when you have a diamond pickaxe and a stack of emeralds?”

CraftyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup counseling, breakup help, breakup questions, breakup reasons, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup therapy, Closure, Communication, CraftyHeartbreak, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Minecraft, moving on, relationship advice, relationships, self reflection, Server, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2008
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1958
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Mineshafts Explored:	3

So, get this – my ex said I spent too much time playing on this Minecraft server. Can you believe that? Like, hellooo, have you seen the epic builds and crazy adventures I’ve been having on there? It’s not just a server, it’s a whole freakin’ universe of awesomeness!

I mean, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets The Hunger Games meets a bunch of really confused sheep.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have regular dance parties in the town square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a weekly llama beauty pageant. And let me tell you, those llamas know how to work a runway.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just blocks and mobs, come join us. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole world of pixelated insanity to explore?

BlockyBedSurprises

adventurous, arousal, Bed.., BlockyBedSurprises, Disappointment, EXCITEMENT, Experiment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Intimacy, novelty, Passion, Pleasure, Risk, role-play, satisfaction, Surprise, Thrill, unexpected

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying out new things in bed…I mean, in Minecraft! From building a giant bedrock fortress to battling mobs in your pajamas, the possibilities are endless. Who knew that mining for diamonds could be so exhilarating when you’re wearing a comfy onesie?

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the unexpected joys of Minecraft in bed…I mean, in our server! Just be prepared for some wild and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing (and maybe blushing) for days.

CancerCraft Server: Smokin’ Highs

addiction, Cancer, CancerCraft, carcinogens, health risks, highs, lung cancer, mortality, Prevention, public health, Rates, record highs, secondhand smoke, Server, Smokin, smoking, smoking cessation, smoking epidemic, smoking-related diseases, tobacco, tobacco control, tobacco industry, tobacco use, tobacco-related illnesses

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that if u join, ur chances of gettin’ struck by lightning and turnin’ into a supercharged creeper increase by 1000%! Who needs boring ol’ regular servers when u can be part of the most epic, craziest, and wildest Minecraft community ever?! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous!

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blocky Air Defense

#announcement, Air, air defenses, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, NATO summit, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, strategic partnership, summit meeting, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more air defenses than ukraine thanks to biden opening up the NATO summit. protect your virtual land from any potential threats with our top-notch security measures. who needs nukes when you have minecraft blocks to build impenetrable fortresses? join now and show those creepers who’s boss! #BidenDefenseSquad #NATOSummitMadness