NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	8600

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2353
Votes:	4546	Ores Mined:	5658
Magic Items Found:	3770	Love Letters Sent:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	1259
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Alien Abductions:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	440140

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mines Excavated:	3649

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

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