| Server Features: |
|---|
| • 24/7 uptime |
| • Near vanilla experience |
| • AFK farming allowed |
| • Nether roof access |
| • QOL plugins installed |
If you are interested in joining, please fill out this form here and the server owner will reach out via Discord to complete the onboarding process.
| FAQ Questions | FAQ Answers |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old? | No, the server requires players to be 25 years or older. |
| Are there any specific playtime requirements? | No, there are no specific playtime requirements. Players are encouraged to play at their own pace. |
| Can I build my own structures and explore freely? | Yes, players have the freedom to explore, build, and create in the world. |
| Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PVP is strictly prohibited. |
Welcome, brave soul, to the one and only server where logic takes a long, luxurious vacation. Are you ready to delve deep into the void known as our Minecraft realm? Join us, or risk waking up to find your cat is actually a secret agent sent by the government. The greatest server awaits you—or is it the worst? You will never know!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Nonsense Blocks | Building blocks that disappear the moment you look at them. Enjoy the challenge of creating a masterpiece that exists solely in your mind! |
| Guardian Cows | These bovines promise to protect you from reality…or do they? Only one in ten will actually moo, the rest silently judge you. |
| Time-Traveling Enderman | Why farm resources when you can summon a creature that steals your past deaths? Realize that nothing matters as the game rewinds back to your first spawn! |
| Ghost Mode | Join at your own risk—players become invisible but still hear the whispers of the blocks! Are you the whisperer or the whispered? |
| Survival in Reverse | Why survive when you can perish gloriously? Death is just a sidestep away from your next magnificent disaster! |
Q: Is this server any fun? A: Fun is a construct created by the universe to distract you from the ever-looming void of despair. Play it or don’t—who cares?
Q: How do I join? A: Join? Every time you think about it, the cosmos collapses a little more. But, if you’re confused, just shout “Minecraft!” into a mirror and wait for the answer.
Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are just suggestive little fantasies made to break the chains of chaos. Forget rules, embrace the splendor of utter insanity!
“why do the most disgusting Nafri scum always move to Frankfurt?”
“Do you feel the shadows creeping? Or is that just your mind playing tricks?”
“I once hugged a tree and it whispered secrets of the universe. Can your server do that?”
Join us, if your soul craves the chaos. Or don’t… But remember, the universe is watching, and it’s deeply confused.
Welcome, brave souls and pixelated wanderers! You’ve stumbled into a realm where family ties are twisted, sanity is optional, and the very essence of social interaction is challenged like never before. Do you dare join the Great Minecraft Family Siege?
Prepare to Enter a World Where:
Imagine a world where every building you construct feels like a ticking clock—time is curtailed by familial obligations, and cheerfully annoying villagers constantly attempt to teleport you to family hangouts.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Family Call-in Mechanics | Every time you turn around, the family teleportation system might summon 23 random players to hound you into socializing! |
| The Ramadhan Rush | Experience the stress of a fasting pixelated nomad as you juggle your gaming life and mandatory meals. Will you break fast on steak or explode from social overwhelm? |
| Emotional Instability Biomes | Explore biomes generated by familial tension, where the landscape shifts to mirror your inner turmoil—one moment a serene village, the next a chaotic warzone full of family drama. |
Q: What is this server about? A: Depends… Are you asking about Minecraft or life? Spoiler: both are unsolvable enigmas.
Enter at your own risk. This server has been banned in 12 realms for violating Social Obligation Laws. Rumor has it that a mysterious mod, Crimson Cousin, watches over players, ensuring constant family reunions take place every ten minutes.
Do You Seek Freedom or Familial Bondage? Join the Great Minecraft Family Siege—where every play session could end in a breakdown, yet somehow you emerge more united with your random blocksy kin! The path is twisted and laden with traps of obligation, but the Spheres of Independence await those brave enough to forge their own fate—at least until the next family meeting!
Type /join GreatMinecraftFamilySiege to step into the pixelated madness where absurdity reigns supreme and family chaos knows no bounds. Let the siege commence!
Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀
And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like Pokémon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s Pokémon Go now! Who needs rules?
Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.
We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.
Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈
Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑
So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! 🦙🔥
🌟 Welcome to the Mad Hatter’s Block Party, the most legendary Minecraft server this side of the Overworld! 🌟
Tired of boring old politicians? Well, here, we’ve put a creative spin on that question! Why NOT govern with pixie dust and a side of insanity? Join our server where anyone over the age of 75 has to pass outrageous (and slightly bizarre) tests to maintain their leadership!
🎉 Reason #1: The Bingo Showdown! 🎉 Ever seen a 75-year-old try to recite the periodic table while riding a llama? Here, our political leaders face off in a thrilling game of Bingo! But here’s the twist: they must use ONLY Minecraft blocks to spell out the words! If they miss one, they lose their authority! What could go wrong?
💥 Reason #2: The Southpaw Challenge! 💥 Oh, but it doesn’t stop there! Those who dare to lead must also partake in the legendary Southpaw Challenge — crafting with their left hand ONLY while being pelted with fireworks produced by our volunteer Creepers. It’s chaotic, it’s hysterical, and you won’t believe how many enchanted diamond swords end up in the wrong chests!
🦄 Reason #3: The Squidward Edition 🦄 We believe in a truly competitive environment. Join us for the Squidward Edition where all candidates must swim through an ocean of mildly annoyed squids while answering trivia questions about the history of Minecraft! Splash back and decide whether they sink or swim—literally!
⚡ Reason #4: The Holy Potato Summit! ⚡ The ultimate authority rests with the Great Holy Potato! Every leader must travel to the center of a giant potato shrine crafted out of the finest golden carrots to perform a ceremonial dance-off! The winner gets to keep their title, the loser becomes the server’s newest parkour course! Talk about elevated stakes!
🍔 Reason #5: The Jargon Jamboree! 🍔 Lastly, watch as politicians try to understand Minecraft lingo! They’ll have to decipher terms like "blocky boi" and "creeper hugger" while riding in minecarts on roller coasters that might just lead to a lava pit (no promises, though!). Can they keep their titles amidst the confusion?
Remember, when you join our server, you’re not just playing Minecraft—you’re entering a realm of spectacularly strange politics where chaos reigns supreme! So unwrap your diamond sword and get ready for a whirlwind adventure filled with laughter, surprises, and the best absurdity this side of the Nether! 🎮✨
Will you vote with your pixels? Join us today and witness the madness!
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| Server Name | Unknown |
|---|---|
| IP | mineloot.gg |
| Version | Unknown |
| Player Count | Variable |
| Features | Loads of Mods like Create, Ad Astra, AE2, Ars Nova, Farmers Delight, TaCZ |
Q: What mods are available on the server?
A: The server offers mods such as Create, Ad Astra, AE2, Ars Nova, Farmers Delight, and TaCZ.
Q: Where can I find the Discord and Minecraft rules?
A: Discord rules can be found here, and Minecraft rules can be found here.
Q: Is the server open to all players?
A: Yes, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any monetization features on the server?
A: The server does not have any monetization features.
Server for version 1.21.4
There are a variety of cases, events, many quests, custom mobs, smart mechanisms, cosmetics, custom enchantments, titles, good economics, donate resources, skills, levels of levels, tops, minions and island pumping, custom mines/fields, blacksmiths, a fraud of experience, work, military passes through sundacles, as well as much more.
Come in !!
https://skymedpatrik.trademc.org/
IP 202.181.148.104:26123
202.181.148.104:26123