DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded

abandonment, Accountability, blended family, Cheating, communication breakdown, DadMadeHisOwnMess, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Manipulation, neglect, NoHelpNeeded, parental issues, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Potions Brewed:	81

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more messed up than my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like my dad’s love life.

We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, Versatile

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

SubtitlingCraft

accessibility, attention to detail, audiovisual aids, closed captions, concentration, enhanced experience, film enthusiasts, Focus, foreign language films, hearing impaired, immersive viewing experience, language skills, movie buffs, reading along, Subtitles, SubtitlingCraft, television shows, understanding dialogue, viewing preferences, visual learners, watching habits

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	New Chunks Explored:	126660
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Do you ever wonder why some people watch everything with subtitles? Well, we have the answer for you – they’re all secretly trying to decipher the hidden messages in our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is filled with secret codes and clues that only those with a keen eye for subtitles can uncover. Join us and become a master codebreaker in the wacky world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant access to those who can solve their riddles. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unravel the mysteries of subtitles, come join us on our epic quest for hidden treasures and llama wisdom!

RoyalDrive Minecraft Server

Amalia, Apology, apology statement, arrested, controversy, Driving, Dutch monarchy, Dutch Royal Family, law enforcement, legal issue, Media, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, public figure, radio dj, route, RoyalDrive, Royalty, scandal, Server, traffic incident, traffic violation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Items Found:	1197	Chimeras Created:	2

So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!

One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?

But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!

TeleJailCraft

arrest, arrested, CEO, Communication, Digital, Founder, French airport, internet, investigation, law enforcement, messaging app, News, Pavel Durov, privacy, Report, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology company, Telegram, TeleJailCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested at a french airport? ya, it’s like the wildest thing ever! but don’t worry, that dude was just tryna join our server and got caught up in some mix-up.

anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.

so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!

Parental Neglect Craft

birth order, Childhood, Craft, family bond, family dynamics, family relationships, family roles, family structure, family time, neglect, Parental, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, time spent, youngest child

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!

FinalHopeMC

407, AVOID, cancer patients, cherish, death, end of life, Enjoy, final act of hope, final road, FinalHopeMC, giving up, Hope, Links, new study, non-curative, pain relief, palliative care, Patients, see it as, study, Wanting

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where u can find hope even in the darkest of times! we got 407 cancer patients who r linking palliative care to hope and final acts of joy! forget giving up, come cherish and enjoy with us on this wild journey to the end! who knew u could find so much fun in pain relief at end-of-life?! join now for a truly unique and uplifting experience!

Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!

chat commands, colors, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Friendly, GRASS, grows, healthy, interactions, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, quality of life, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Severation, shop district, shopping district, smp, Teams, Teleportation, upside, Vanilla, visual features, voice chat

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Severation SMP Server

Brief Overview:

Type	Age Range	Rules	Server Start
Semi-Vanilla 18+ server	18+	No griefing or stealing	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District	Proximity Voice Chat
BlueMap	Two-Way Chat between Minecraft & Discord Server
Interactive chat commands	Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)	Leaderboards

Our Values:

Our focus is on the community and interactions, we suggest anyone about to join has that same interest. Establishing a good economy with many shops. Maturity is important, don’t grief or steal.

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn and nearby other players

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

EuropaRevival Minecraft Server

aesthetic beauty, art, classical, Cultural preservation, EuropaRevival, European culture, european identity, European revival, garden design, Gardens, heritage, Historical figures, History, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, Mythology, mythology revival, outdoor decor, public art, revive Europa, sculpture, Server, Statues

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Farms Harvested:	414	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is on a mission to revive Europa! And how are we going to do that, you ask? By filling our gardens with more statues than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Join us on this epic quest to turn Europa into a statue-lover’s paradise. Build your own masterpiece in our garden district and show off your creativity to the world. Who knows, maybe one day your statue will be the talk of the server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the statues in our gardens have magical powers. Some say they can grant wishes, others say they can bring good luck in battle. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of these mysterious statues?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the statue revolution. Europa is counting on you!

TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Born, Challenges, difficult childhood, disadvantaged, disadvantaged background, disadvantaged youth, discrimination, Hardship, low-income, Marginalized, Minecraft, Obstacles, POVERTY, smp, social inequality, societal barriers, Struggle, tough upbringing, TracksideMisfit, underprivileged, upbringing, wrong side of the tracks

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3133	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

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