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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2427
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	3023	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Items Found:	6206

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

Hardrssurvival.aternos.me:33992

Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!