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TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	67	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

acceptance, Blood, Bloodcraft, Cleansing, Difficult, emotional, forgiveness, healing, introspection, Own, Personal, Redemption, Release, Scars, Self, self love, self-care, skin, Stainz, Struggle, Trauma, wash off

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	64
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

madness, MAYHEM, Mouse, NMOIgG

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Enchantments Applied:	170	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9285	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ores Mined:	1926	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!