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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5652 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!
Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?
So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!