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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5312 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 227 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.
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