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CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Emeralds Found:	1494	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1234
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	467
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ores Mined:	1502	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1810

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?