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FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7615
Chimeras Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2954
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Dimension Hops:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	4416	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2977	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!