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/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Craft, desuarchive, fisherposseditionroadkill, Groups, habits, haha, hate, i hate myself, io, Ip:, Map, Mega, Minecraft, nz, posscraft, posshouse, smp, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

1.5.2, banner, CUBEVILLE, Discord, GIF, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5190	Emeralds Found:	2223

Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Logs `/co i` are available to each player

Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

cubeville.fun:25786

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

candace, character builds, chiori, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

aew, Analysis, Backlash, Buzz, controversy, criticism, Drama, Entertainment, Fan, Fandom, Minecraft, News, Online Community, opinion, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, speculation, trending, Upset, wrestling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal intentions, criminal thoughts, Decision making, Ethics, illegal activities, impulse control, inner dialogue, kitchen, Kitchen Gadgets, kitchen supply store, Kitchen Tools, Minecraft, moral dilemma, questionable actions, robbery, second thoughts, self reflection, Server, Supply, temptation, theft, whisk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will whisk you away to a world of endless fun and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky escapades!

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty whisk (yes, we provide all players with their very own enchanted whisk for maximum kitchen chaos).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for the most delicious cake in all of Minecraftia. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate baking champion?

So come on, don’t be a whisk-taker, join our server today and let the culinary craziness begin!

It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

250 million, al haymon, baby, Blessed, boxing, conor mcgregor, Craft, Dedication, Father, Floyd Mayweather, GOD, hard work, Mayweather Promotions, Minecraft, Money Team, ppv, process, Roger Mayweather, smp, TEAM, thank you, Time, World champion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, art, Community, controversial, doujinshi, fanfiction, FANTASY, fetish, Fiction, Japanese culture, Loli, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationships, Server, shota, shota x loli, social norms, taboo, underage

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	362	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	104	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must ship shota x loli! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good forbidden romance between a young boy and girl in pixel form?

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own shota x loli love nest, complete with heart-shaped beds and matching outfits. Don’t worry, our moderators are experts at turning a blind eye to any questionable content, so you can let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove of shota x loli fan art, created by the most talented builders in the land. Will you be the one to uncover this forbidden treasure and bask in its glory?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your shota x loli fantasies come to life in the most outrageous way possible!

My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, career, Confrontation, cryptocurrency, Deceit, Investment, Investor, Manager, Manipulation, Minecraft, morning, morning meeting, office politics, professional behavior, Revenge, revenge tactics, sabotage, shitcoin, shitcoin investor, smp, strategy, Talk, unethical behavior, work, Workplace

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8807
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.

If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!

Eat This First Minecraft Server

arrangement, Consumption, Culinary, Decision making, Dining, Eat, Etiquette, Food, Manners, Meal, mealtime, Minecraft, order of operations, organization, Planning, priority, proper, right order, sequence, sequence of events, Server, strategy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Votes:	4987
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5439
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to eat a diamond pickaxe for breakfast? Go for it! How about a creeper sandwich for lunch? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where food and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious ways. So come join us and see if you can figure out the right order to eat these crazy concoctions!

Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP

bad acting, bored, Boredom, Boring, Cops, Distracting, dull, emotionless, facial expressions, lackluster performance, Minecraft, monotonous, Movie, sleep-inducing, smp, SUICIDE, unconvincing, unengaging, unentertaining, unenthusiastic, unimpressed, uninspiring, uninteresting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring faces in movies making you want to sleep? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only distraction you’ll have is trying to survive the insane challenges we throw at you! Our players are so lively and entertaining, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, rumor has it that one of our admins once built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started attacking players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!