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DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Star Shards Collected:	64	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1877	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	309705

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

blocky, cancels meeting, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, foreign relations, government meetings, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Netanyahu controversy, Netanyahus, news headlines, political disputes, political drama, protest, scolds Netanyahu, Server, us politics, US-Israel relations, Video, White House, White House response

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8155	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6315	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	71	Alien Abductions:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

annoying habits, bodily functions, BurbCraft, burping, disgusting behavior, effortful burping, Etiquette, etiquette rules, gross, gross behavior, gross habits, impolite behavior, Manners, manners in public, Obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, open mouthed burping, personal space, public behavior, satisfaction, satisfying burps, social acceptability, social norms

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Votes:	8038
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

GlowingSeaCreatures27

Banda Sea, Biodiversity, Bioluminescence, discovery, Fluorescence, fluorescence in nature, GlowingSeaCreatures27, marine biologists, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine creatures, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, Red Sea, research, scientific discovery, underwater life, unknown instances, zoologists, zoology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	282	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Farms Harvested:	895
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.

our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!

so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!