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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8467 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!