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Forever Alone Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	942	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Trump Minecraft Server

4D Chess, alternative narrative, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, Deception, Government, Manipulation, media manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, Normalization, Politics, Possible Trump psy-opp, power play, Presidential election, psychological operation, public perception, Server, speculation, strategy, theory, trump

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Camming, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, GYATT edition, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, online sex, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky, virtual sex

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for some epic adventures, where we post tags, talk about fetishes, and yes, even have a designated jerk off area.

Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).

So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	712425
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

After the Sunset, Aglaea, Amphoreus, Arlan, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, Erudition, general, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Jing Yuan, Light Cone, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, Server, Soloist, star, star rail, Sunday, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and crying (from joy, of course).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens can talk, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server also has custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of an Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that can fly to the moon and back. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns. Flying. To the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of unicorns, then maybe stay away).

The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP

Absolute, absolute state, absolute state of this, CARD, comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, State, tags, this card

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.

Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, consent, empowerment, healing, hurt, Justice, Lube, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, rape, Recovery, Server, sexual assault, Support, survivor, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	6419	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	4107
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!