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CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mines Excavated:	3236
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!

4D Power Players

4D beings, advanced civilizations, advanced intelligence, Alternate Realities, cosmic entities, existential questions, extraterrestrial beings, higher consciousness, higher dimensions, hypothetical scenarios, mind-bending concepts, multidimensional beings, parallel universes, Players, power, Powerscaling, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, speculative science, theoretical physics, theoretical speculation, time manipulation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2992	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9834
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

join this epic minecraft server where 4D beings are the admins and they will powerscale you into oblivion! 🤯

imagine building your dream castle only to have it crushed by a giant 4D being who just wanted to say hi! 😂

our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know the 4D beings will just respawn them with a snap of their fingers! 💥

come join us and experience the chaos of a minecraft world ruled by beings beyond our comprehension. just make sure to pack some extra blocks, you never know when a 4D being might decide to rearrange your entire base for fun! 🏰🔮

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have evolved into 4D super chickens! 🐔✨

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, Donations, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	148
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Revolution SMP: Where Creepers have more social skills than players

Adventure, Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, Chill, Community, Computer, console, CREEPERS, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, Joinable, Journey, mobile, PC, Players, Realm, Relaxed, revolution, Skills, smp, Social, Story, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Votes:	1866	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Revolution SMP Overview

Description
Revolution SMP is a brand-new Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together. Join us in Revolution SMP and be part of an exciting adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Revolution SMP on Java Edition?	1. Launch Minecraft, click “Multiplayer”, click “Add Server”, type in “play.revsmp.com” as the server address, click “Done” and join the server.
How do I join Revolution SMP on Bedrock Edition?	In your Minecraft Client, go to the “Friends” tab, click “Add Friend”, enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive), click “Add Friend”, and join Revolution SMP under “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab.

SonicCraft Minecraft Server

classic games, Fast-paced, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, retro gaming, sega, Server, sonic, Sonic controls, Sonic design, Sonic fans, Sonic franchise, Sonic gameplay mechanics, sonic games, Sonic levels, Sonic mechanics, sonic the hedgehog, soniccraft, SPEED, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	59
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Spears Created:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Sonic games, collecting rings and getting chased by Dr. Robotnik? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will give you the ultimate Sonic experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and race through our custom-built Sonic-themed worlds, where you can collect emeralds, defeat enemies, and even ride on Tails’ back as you zoom through loops and bounce off springs like a true blue hedgehog.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Chili Dog” power-up that gives you super speed and invincibility, allowing you to outrun any creeper or zombie that dares to challenge you.

So why can’t Sonic games play like this? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and experience the high-speed, high-flying adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those pesky Chaos Emeralds – they tend to disappear faster than you can say “gotta go fast!”

HungryCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Ba Sing Sae, Capitol, Catching Fire, Competition, District 12, Drama, dystopian, HG, Hunger Games, HungryCraft, Katniss Everdeen, location, Minecraft, Mockingjay, Peeta Mellark, Rebellion, Server, Survival, Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Ultimate, young adult

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Welcome to our Minecraft server located in the mythical city of Ba Sing Sae! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden diamond mine guarded by lava-breathing dragons. Only the bravest players can navigate their way through and claim the riches within!

2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle while munching on golden apples?

3. The city of Ba Sing Sae is protected by a giant obsidian wall that can only be breached by players who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you make it past the wall and explore the forbidden lands beyond?

4. Rumor has it that the legendary Avatar himself visits our server from time to time to challenge players to epic bending battles. Will you be the one to defeat the Avatar and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server in Ba Sing Sae for a truly insane and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyBachelorette Minecraft Server

air conditioner, bachelor party, bachelorette money, Bridesmaids, car maintenance, Cash, Communication, coolant fan, CraftyBachelorette, Dinner, family, financial support, Generosity, hike, house poor, mani pedis, Minecraft, oil change, Server, soon to be DIL, Wedding, wedding expenses, WIBTA

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your soon-to-be in-laws? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your DIL’s bachelorette party look like a snooze fest.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Just like how your DIL decided to use her bachelorette money for car repairs instead of a wild party, we’re all about making unexpected choices.

Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise not to ask you to fix any coolant fans or change any oil – unless you’re into that kind of thing. So come on over and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than this family drama!

PoolPlaytime4Tots

child development, childhood memories, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, family bonding, family dynamics, family time, life guard, outdoor activities, parenting, pool play, pool rules, pool toys, PoolPlaytime4Tots, summer fun, swimming instructor, swimming lessons, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no swimming in the pool unless you’ve mastered the art of swimming like a pro. Just like how our five-year-old can’t splash around in the pool until he’s a swimming champion, you too can experience the thrill of being banned from fun activities for no reason at all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.

So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

RegretfulRants Minecraft Server

confession, Disclosure, EMBARRASSMENT, error, Guilt, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, oversharing, regret, regretful, regretful confession, regretful conversation, regretful decision, regretful disclosure, regretful moment, regretful sharing, RegretfulRants, Regrettable, remorse, secret, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchantments Applied:	95
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Have you ever accidentally spilled the beans about your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, that’s not just accepted – it’s encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Our community is filled with fellow llama lovers who will cheer you on as you create your very own llama-themed empire.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a hidden llama sanctuary where mystical llama gods bestow special powers upon those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the llamas?

So come on down to our server and let your llama flag fly high! Just remember, in this world, it’s all about the drama… I mean, llamas.

CraftyCashCow

bare essentials, budgeting, CraftyCashCow, emergency fund, Essentials, Expenses, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial resilience, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial well-being, money management, must haves, Necessities, non-negotiables, Priorities, rainy day fund, SAVING, smart spending, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of being broke in real life but still want to ball out in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. Forget about mining for hours on end, just join our server and watch the riches roll in!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Mafia. These swine mean business and will stop at nothing to protect their turf. Join their ranks and become a feared mob boss in the Minecraft world. Just watch out for any pesky players trying to steal your bacon!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and zombies – they’ve got some killer moves, literally! Just make sure to watch your back, things can get a little wild down there.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real-life money when you can be a virtual millionaire with a pig mafia at your beck and call? Let the madness begin!