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Janitor’s Closet SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Potions Brewed:	63	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	70	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	645
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ores Mined:	8229

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2745
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Void Gems Collected:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!