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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9999 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8135 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 222 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4066 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.
So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!