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Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Anime, azuma, Character development, Choujin X, Cliffhanger, December 27th, episode 59, FRIDAY, japanese, Manga, manga artist, Mystery, mystic, plot twist, Realm, sui ishida, Superhuman, Supernatural powers, Thriller, True Identity, update announcement, webcomic

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy episode of “超人X” but in blocky pixel form. Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the wildest update yet. Discover your “true identity” in a world where you’re not human, but a blocky adventurer ready for anything. Don’t be a square, join us and unleash your inner superhuman!

Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	114	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mines Excavated:	4722
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4441
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈