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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2987 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 86402 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.
Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!