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KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	806	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1147	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

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Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	6405	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	New Chunks Explored:	968733

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.

CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

$1.5 billion, $200 million, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarzone, Defense, Deliver, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Military Funding, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3731	Invisible Walls Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Items Found:	3309
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!! we got the US delivering $200 million AND $1.5 billion in military aid for Ukraine!! like, who needs diamonds when u got that kinda cash flow, amirite?!

Join now and u can be part of our epic battle against the Ender Dragon, but instead of swords, we’re gonna be armed with tanks and fighter jets thanks to our sick military aid.

Plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to ride a unicorn into battle. Yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!! So what are u waiting for?! Join now and let’s show that dragon who’s boss!! 🦄💰💣

KosherCraft: Bus Burner & Graffiti Gang

anti-Israel, anti-Semitic, ATTACKED, Burned, Burner, bus, Community, discrimination, Gang, Graffiti, hate crime, incidents, intolerance, investigation, Jewish, KosherCraft, Police, Religious, school bus, SECURITY, Sites, Toronto, Toronto News, Vandalism

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	683028	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of toronto but in a hilarious way! u can burn school buses and spray anti-israel graffiti everywhere! it’s like real life but FUNNIER! join now for a wild time and see if u can survive the craziness of our server! 😂🔥🇮🇱 #minecraftmadness #torontotrouble

PandemicPunksCraft

aggression, Behavior, compassion, compassion fatigue, Conflict, Cruelty, emotional response, Empathy, Human nature, ISOLATION, Kindness, mental health, Negativity, pandemic, PandemicPunksCraft, Selfishness, social dynamics, societal changes, society, stress, unkindness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	804	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly! This server is so wild, even the chickens wear sunglasses and drive tiny cars!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride polar bears into battle and build a castle out of diamond blocks! Our community is so lit, we have parties every night with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and zombies are actually professional dancers! Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have this insane Minecraft world at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!