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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Potions Brewed:	161	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bijou’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Bijou, Bijous, BLOCK, character analysis, comedy, Conversation, deep voice, Entertainment, Fauna, funny, giggles, high pitched voice, humor, Minecraft, Party, personality traits, Server, stammering, talking about Bijou, talking with Fauna, Video, vocal range, voice impressions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Votes:	1728
Buildings Constructed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	2206	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can talk like a deep-voiced Bijou or a high-pitched Fauna. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start stammering like Bijou or giggle uncontrollably like Fauna. It’s a crazy world out there, so why not join a Minecraft server that matches the madness? Come join us and let your inner Bijou or Fauna shine!

ApeTaxCraft

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal rights, anthropomorphism, Apes, ApeTaxCraft, cognitive abilities, Communication, government regulations, human society, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical scenarios, language abilities, linguistic abilities, primate communication, societal norms, societal obligations, Talking Animals, tax laws, Taxation, TAXES

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MoonRockMadness

Chang’e-6 landing area, change program, China, Geological context, geological samples, lunar data, lunar data sharing, Lunar exploration, Lunar far side, lunar geology, Lunar landing, lunar minerals, lunar mission, lunar research, lunar rocks, lunar samples, lunar science, Lunar surface, MoonRockMadness, sample analysis, space exploration

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7243
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	621
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s outta this world? Well, this server has got samples from the freakin’ lunar far side, courtesy of China! That’s right, we got moon rocks up in here, ready for you to mine and craft with!

But wait, there’s more! The geological context of the Chang’e-6 landing area is off the charts! We’re talkin’ crazy landscapes, insane caves, and mysterious structures just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll find buried beneath the surface?

So why should you join this epic server? Because where else can you say you’ve mined moon rocks in Minecraft, huh? Plus, who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this lunar paradise. So grab your pickaxe, suit up, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and start your journey to the moon…literally!

ExeParadise

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Raiding, survival factions creative minigames economy roleplay pvp skyblock dungeons adventure parkour pixelmon mods vanilla hardcore multiplayer exploration building farming redstone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

This is ExeParadise Network’s Lifesteal Server Don’t Forget To Join Our Discord Server Via /discord!

in13.gbnodes.com:25662

MCHell.ru Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Community, creativity, Equal, Friends, Fun, Gaming, high performance, MCHell.ru, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, powerful hardware, Relaxation, Server, Support, Survival, survival skills, teamwork

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Conquer the world of Minecraft with us! Here you will find new friends, have a great time and enjoy the game! Our server runs on powerful hardware, this ensures high performance, which is very important for a comfortable game. We will be glad if you join our team! The server administration is always in touch, if you want to ask us a question, write to our address [email protected]we will be glad to answer your questions! The server works in survival mode. You can tickle your nerves, test your survival skills. We have a huge space for creativity and relaxation, the server is glad to all players, regardless of gender and nationality, we are all equal!

188.134.84.252

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, Competitive Gaming, CraftyClash, esports, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, fighting games, Footsies Handbook, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, Release, S2 Balance Patch, Server, street fighter, street fighter 6, SuperCombo Wiki, video games, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle it out with M. Bison from Street Fighter! That’s right, we’ve got a special release where you can face off against this iconic villain in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got Year 2 Character Reveal Trailers that will blow your mind! Who knows who you’ll come across in our server, it’s a surprise at every corner.

And don’t forget about our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website that is live and buzzing with excitement. You’ll feel like a pro player in no time on our server.

With our S2 Balance Patch, you’ll experience gameplay like never before. It’s a whole new world of possibilities and challenges waiting for you.

And if you’re looking for some high-level replays to study and learn from, we’ve got you covered. You’ll be a Minecraft Street Fighter master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with M. Bison himself!

ObaraCraft Minecraft Server – R.I.P. Noriko Obara

age 88, animated series, Anime, Condolences, doraemon, Doronjo, iconic roles, Illness, Japanese voice actress, Minecraft, Nobita Nobi, Noriko, Noriko Obara, Obara, ObaraCraft, passes away, R.I.P, RIP, Server, Tribute, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voiceover, Yatterman

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, even Noriko Obara would have cracked up playing on it! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. And who knows, maybe you’ll even hear the ghost of Noriko Obara herself whispering jokes in your ear as you mine for diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter begin!

ScreamCraft: AITA Edition

adulting, aita, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, dining out, Edition, Etiquette, family, Frustration, judgment, Manners, parenting, public behavior, public spaces, reactions, Restaurant, ScreamCraft, screaming, social norms, strangers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	2020
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	3485
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a hilarious way? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop entertainment and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can scream as loud as you want without any judgment! Just like that little girl in the restaurant, except you won’t get dirty looks from anyone. In fact, we encourage you to let it all out and have a blast.

Our community is filled with quirky players who love to stir up some drama and have a good laugh. Join us and be prepared for some epic yelling matches and booing sessions that will leave you in stitches.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner child (or inner AH, as some might say), join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knew screaming could be so much fun?

BlockyBrothelBros

adult entertainment, Behavior, BlockyBrothelBros, brothel, clientele, Demand, discretion, experiences, Frequency, habits, indulgence, Men, Pleasure, Preferences, reddit, Routine, satisfaction, Schedule, sex work, taboo, visits

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Potions Brewed:	78	Emeralds Found:	4131
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a brothel for gamers! Come join us and experience the ultimate pleasure of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself coming back more often than you visit your favorite brothel (wink, wink). With epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and drinks, because once you start playing, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

MediCraft Server: 1,800+ Facilities Destroyed

CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., damaged, Destroyed, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, Facilities, full-scale invasion, health ministry, Healthcare, healthcare facilities, healthcare system, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, medical facilities, medical services, MediCraft, Reports, Server, violence, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5945
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, liek, imagine if ur minecraft world was under attack by, liek, evil mobs and u had to, liek, fight to survive and protect ur land. well, that’s, liek, the vibe of our server, but on a whole other level.

we got over 1,800 medical facilities that have been, liek, totally wrecked by the invasion of, liek, crazy mobs. but don’t worry, u can help rebuild and save lives by joining our server and taking on epic quests to restore peace and order.

u can team up with other players, build ur own fortresses, and even battle giant bosses that will test ur skills to the max. plus, there’s, liek, secret treasures hidden all over the map that u can discover and claim as ur own.

so, if u’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in a world where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us and show those evil mobs who’s boss. trust us, u won’t regret it.

AmmoCraft: Ukraine Edition

AmmoCraft, ammunition supply, arms trade, bulgaria, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military support, military surplus, Minister, peacekeeping efforts, political decision, regional stability, security assistance, strategic partnership, surplus ammunition, Ukraine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can shoot creepers with bulgarian ammo!!! join now for the ultimate battle experience! our minister said we have so much ammo we can send some to ukraine, but we rather use it to blow up zombies in minecraft lol. come join the fun and see how many creepers u can take down with bulgarian firepower!!! #minecraft #bulgarianammo #creeperkiller