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Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6
Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou! -
The REAL Ceres Fauna Minecraft SMP
Are you ready to join the most MAGA-tastic Minecraft SMP around? Our server is filled with Trump-loving, Pippa-befriending, election day-celebrating players who are ready to Make Minecraft Great Again! We’ve got players like Gigi, Bijou, and Nerissa who collab with our fearless leader to spread the good word of President Donald J. Trump to all the little saplings in our audience. And don’t worry, even if you’re not a Trump supporter, our apolitical European friends from Justice are here to keep things interesting. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world that’s as great as America under Trump’s leadership! -
Supreme Code Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii’s streams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play Uno with Bae, Bijou, and Gigi while dodging Pico Park chaos with Fauna and IRyS. Need a break from the madness? Come chill in our free chat room and vibe to Kronii’s original songs like “Daydream” and “蒼天に燃ゆ”. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our fanbase tags like #kronillust for art and #kroniirotic for NSFW creations (we won’t judge). Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Members Only HELL oHALO Watchalong – it’s gonna be lit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Kronii love flow through you! And remember, report any leaks or defamation against Kronii to Cover – we’ve got your back! -
Minecraft SMP – /gem/ – Koseki Bijou General
Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off if you dare to enter their haunted mansion. And if you manage to impress them, you’ll be rewarded with rare and valuable loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other. Just remember, do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!
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CliqueCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!
And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.
Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.
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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.
But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Bijou’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can talk like a deep-voiced Bijou or a high-pitched Fauna. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start stammering like Bijou or giggle uncontrollably like Fauna. It’s a crazy world out there, so why not join a Minecraft server that matches the madness? Come join us and let your inner Bijou or Fauna shine! -
GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!
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ThwaitesGlacierSafe2021
so, like, imagine this server, right? it’s like, so epic that even the Thwaites Glacier is like, “whoa, that’s cool, bro.” we got three separate models showing that this server is so stable, even the ice sheet is like, “i wanna join that server, sounds lit.”join us and be part of the most stable Minecraft server in the universe. we’re so stable, even the marine ice cliff instability is like, “nah, i’m good, i’ll pass on collapsing today.”
come build, explore, and have a blast on our server. who needs stability in real life when you can have it in Minecraft? join us now and experience the epicness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.