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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5842 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 651 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!
Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even hypothetical questions about poop on the floor are welcome. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’ve accidentally dropped a deuce while playing.
But that’s not all! Join our server and discover the magical drying powers of Minecraft poop. Watch in awe as it dries out and stops smelling in record time. It’s a truly life-changing experience.
And hey, if you’re feeling a bit frisky, we won’t judge if you’ve had some questionable relations with your dad. In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe space for all kinds of shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, you’re gay and that’s totally cool with us!
