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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1567 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Crops Grown: | 5451 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!