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PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Villages Defended:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9618

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – Cute Boys Craft Club

Bait, bfe, Boys, club, Craft, cute, cute boys, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, Gosling, hornyposting, indie, male collab, male idols, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, shitposting, sing your heart out, smp, Stars, tribalfags, Vtuber, Yumejoshi

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sing Your Heart Out Edition, where we encourage fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposting like never before.

But wait, there’s more! If your male Minecraft character is cute, he may stay. And don’t worry about loving your oshi too much, BFE and gosling are totally allowed here.

Just remember, no females or female drama allowed – you have the entire board for that! And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again. Head over to /vt/wvt instead.

So come on over and ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers, and any other kind of fags you can think of. Let’s make this Minecraft SMP the craziest and most entertaining one yet!

ExBroCheaterMCServer

Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Cheating, Emotional healing, ex-boyfriend drama, ExBroCheaterMCServer, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, forgiveness, Infidelity, kidney failure, personal boundaries, remarriage, self-care, sibling rivalry, Therapy, toxic relationships, twin bond

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5889	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchantments Applied:	108
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like the story of this player’s life!

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the hidden relationship between Greg and John. Will you uncover the truth or be left in the dark like the player in this story?

Build your own kingdom and defend it from unexpected twists and turns, just like how this player’s life took a shocking turn. Will you be able to trust your closest friends, or will they stab you in the back like Greg and John?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, forbidden love, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what awaits you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

WaffleWarriorCraft

aita, babysit, Breakfast, breakfast options, discipline, family conflicts, family dynamics, food preferences, frozen waffle, grandparent boundaries, Grandparents, mealtime struggles, parenting, picky eater, spoiled brats, Toddler, toddler care, toddler nutrition, WaffleWarriorCraft, wardrobe choices

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	713	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of frozen waffles for toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with frozen waffle quests and mismatched wardrobe challenges.

Embark on a journey where you must defend your precious frozen waffles from evil grandparents who try to feed your kids scrambled eggs instead. Will you stand your ground and protect the waffles at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure of “real food”?

But beware, the ultimate boss battle awaits – a grandma who insists on matching outfits for your kids, even if it means sacrificing their individuality. Can you defeat her and prove that frozen waffles and tiaras are the true path to victory?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of toddler breakfast drama like never before! Remember, on this server, frozen waffles are life.

DebunkedFactsMC SMP

common myths, debunked facts, debunked theories, DebunkedFactsMC, disproven beliefs, fake news, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, inaccurate information, inaccurate knowledge, internet rumors, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busting, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, smp, untrue facts, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	4072
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5719
Potions Brewed:	80	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about the legendary diamond ore that supposedly gives you superpowers when mined! Rumor has it that if you find this rare ore, you’ll be able to fly around the server like a superhero. But beware, the last player who tried to mine it ended up turning into a chicken for a whole week! Will you be the next brave adventurer to test your luck? Join us and find out!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers

Ceasefire, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, historical reference, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Russian soldiers, Russian-Ukrainian conflict, soldiers, Surrender, Surrendered, surrendering soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War, world war II, Zelensky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun

FearlessCritterCraft

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, color perception, conservation efforts, cultural beliefs, Endangered species, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, fear, FearlessCritterCraft, Human Behavior, human impact, natural selection, predator-prey relationships, Protection, Psychology, visual cues, wildlife conservation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!

ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!

BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!

SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW

MaricopaCraft

Economy, Survival, survival ranks keys custom menus free ranks no AFK kick multiplayer exploration building community events achievements economy player shops PVP factions minigames crafting redstone mods, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4165
Magic Items Found:	3564	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

No AFK kick. I like to keep it simple. A spawn and Survival. I have a system of ranks and some custom menus to help you earn and rank up. Players can earn all ranks and keys FREE in game.

play.maricopacraft.com

TrapX23 Minecraft Server

anger, comic book, consequences, Cutting, dangerous game, dark desires, Deadpool, FANTASY, giant magnet, Minecraft, Obsession, pain slut, power dynamics, rape fantasy, sadistic pleasure, Server, SuperHero, Torment, TrapX23, Twisted, Villain, wolverine, x-23

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	113
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Deadpool’s sense of humor? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a giant magnet that can trap X-23 from Deadpool and Wolverine! And guess what? You get to be the one in control! Turn her into your angry little pain slut, have some crazy adventures, and maybe even cut her up a bit (in the game, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast! Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: Zeldtroidvania Legacy – The Lego Starwars Chronicles

3d, Astromech, Backtracking, bounty hunter, Characters, Chronicles, Collectibles, Combat, complex, Kyber bricks, Large, Legacy, Legacy collection, lego, Map, Minecraft, platformer, plot progression, power ups, Puzzles, scoundrel, smp, Starwars, Zeldtroidvania

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we’ve turned the game into a 3D Zeldtroidvania adventure!

Embark on a quest to collect Kyber bricks and unlock different categories of characters like Astromech, Scoundrel, and Bounty Hunter to solve puzzles and defeat enemies. And get this – there’s over 1200 Kyber bricks to collect, so get ready for some serious grinding!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the largest and most complex map you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. With tons of hidden secrets and challenges waiting for you around every corner, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and wildest adventure of your life!