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Speakerphone Earphone Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5671	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people make their phone calls on speaker and talk into the wrong end of the phone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to always talk into the right end of your phone and never use speaker mode. Why? Because on our server, we believe in the power of proper phone etiquette to conquer the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through speakerphone calls. Will you be brave enough to answer their call and uncover the mysteries of our server? Join now and find out!

BlockParty: Back to the Future

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	87568	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4099	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

If I could go back in time, I would tell my younger self to join this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens have laser eyes! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a giant zombie made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots out exploding sheep. So yeah, don’t miss out on this insane adventure – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

GenevaVote Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2168	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da voters in Geneva banned hate symbols cuz dey knew dey couldn’t handle da heat we bringin’. we got creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons playin’ the trumpet. it’s a whole new world of craziness, so come join us and let’s make Geneva regret they ever banned those symbols. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun, den maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite? join now and let’s get this party started!

SpyCraft: Supersonic Physicists

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	431461	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where supersonic physicists have been rounded up as spies in russia! why, you ask? because they were using their big brain energy to create insane redstone contraptions that could teleport you to the nether in a blink of an eye! now they’re on the run and hiding out in our server, ready to teach you their mad scientist ways! join us if you want to learn how to build a flying machine that will take you to the moon and back in seconds! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s get wacky together!

Born2MineCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

lol join our wacky minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you hit the jackpot at the end of a rainbow. our villagers are so smart they can do your taxes for you.

come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.

you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).

mateee’s server: Where Minecraft is so modded even the cows have jetpacks and the trees do the Macarena

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

MateeMinecraft 1.16.5 SMP Server

Overview
Server Version: 1.16.5
Modded Server: Yes
Mods: Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
Website: mateeeminecraft.uk.to

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join, send a message to the server admin and request to be added to the whitelist. You will also receive the modpack to join the server.
Is the server community friendly?	Yes, the server aims to create a small, friendly community where players can have fun, meet others, and build together.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods like Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more. A full list of mods can be provided upon request.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server that players can join for communication and community interaction. Information on joining the Discord can be provided by the server admin.

SonicBeatboxMC Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1124	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a beatbox battle arena where players can challenge Super Sonic himself to a battle of epic proportions. Rumor has it that Super Sonic’s beatboxing skills are so fire, they can melt even the toughest of diamond armor. Do you have what it takes to take him down and claim the title of Beatbox Champion? Join our server now and find out!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mines Excavated:	4613
Love Letters Sent:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Forget about those other servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond. On our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

And don’t even get me started on our mini-games. We’ve got everything from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges that will have you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that one time you tried to build a house out of TNT).

BookwormCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of reading books that don’t come to life? Well, on our Minecraft server, your favorite book literally jumps off the page and into the game! Imagine battling dragons alongside Harry Potter or building a castle with Frodo Baggins. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are out of this world! So why waste time reading when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join us now and let the magic begin!