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Players: |
108/1000 |
Votes: |
2422 |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: |
0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
14 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
11 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
4 |
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