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PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crops Grown:	1261
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

MCCandy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Creativity Exploration Farming Building Friends Gaming Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community Fun Land Claims Cross-platform Tutorials Economy Voting Perks Custom Features, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9678	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to MCCandy, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server that’s as sweet as candy! We are a welcoming, community-focused SMP server where creativity, exploration, and fun come first. Whether you’re here for farming, building, or making friends, MCCandy is the perfect place for you.

1.21+ with New World Generation Our server is running Minecraft 1.21, featuring the latest world generation for you to explore! Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join and enjoy seamless cross-platform play.

A Relaxed, Community-Focused Experience At MCCandy, we prioritize a fun and non-competitive environment. With features like land claims, no fall damage, and no griefing rules, you can focus on building and enjoying the game without worry.

Sweet Features and Tutorials Dive into our unique candy-themed gameplay! Every crop is reimagined as candy, adding a sweet twist to your farming adventures. We also offer helpful tutorials for new players, player warps, and an player chest shops, so you can trade and thrive in style.

Earn Perks by Playing and Voting Show your support by voting for the server and earn coins, money, crate keys, and more! Build your candy empire, set up chest shops, or simply enjoy the custom features with friends.

So grab your netherite hoe, plant some candy, and get ready for an unforgettable adventure. MCCandy is waiting for you—come make some sweet memories!

org.mccandy.org

Warrior Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old gender war once and for all! Join us as we battle it out in epic PvP matches, where men and women can finally prove who truly reigns supreme in the virtual world.

But beware, ladies, as the men on this server are not your average gamers. They possess the power of CEOs and lawmakers, and they’re not afraid to use it to dominate the playing field. Will you be able to handle their superior skills and intellect? Only time will tell.

And gentlemen, don’t think you’re off the hook either. The women on this server are not to be underestimated. They may criticize you for not supporting abortion, but they’ll also show you that they’re more than just pretty faces. Get ready to face off against some fierce female gamers who are ready to take you down.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the ultimate battle of the sexes. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out!

Kiwi Craze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, auckland, Beaches, CRAZE, Hiking, kiwi, Kiwi culture, lord of the rings, Maori Culture, middle earth, Milford Sound, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, new zealand, North Island, queenstown, Rugby, Sheep, smp, South Island, tourism, travel, Wellington

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ores Mined:	6310	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	49

Do you love New Zealand? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP server! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located on a secret floating island above New Zealand! That’s right, you can build your Minecraft empire while enjoying the stunning views of the Kiwi landscape below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?

Moaning Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Tired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CloneDupe

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	3327	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

CloneDupe is a minecraft server owned and founded by Jules. CloneDupe is a Lifesteal Dupe Minecraft Server created in December 28 of 2023. Lots Of Giveaways! Active Staff Members And Respectful Staff Team. Always Looking For New Staff Members. Always Looking for New Media To Promote Our Server! Advanced Staff Bots/Commands To Make Moderation Easier.

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LimeMine 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 Cozy Anarchy Minecraft server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Items Found:	2795
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

The owner of the server “LimeMine 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 Cozy Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.limemine.pro

Trendy Mental Illness Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you trendsetters with mental illness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged chickens start attacking you with their tiny but mighty beaks. Or how about the time our resident creeper decided to throw a surprise party for all the players by blowing up the entire spawn area? It was a blast!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots by stealing their blocks and teleporting away. And let’s not forget about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs with laser eyes. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the trendiness of mental illness in the most outrageous and entertaining way possible. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next!

Now You Have No Excuse Not To Play Suicide Squad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Suicide Squad of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building secret underground lairs to hide from the evil Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild that even the chickens have attitude problems.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie pigman to follow you around and protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to ruin your day. Plus, every full moon we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best blocky dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun or else the llamas will come for you.