biggest dick – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server
alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.
Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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New Server IP
Arkacia Survival
Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla
Arkacia Survival is a Vanilla+ SMP that strives to keep up to date with the latest stable versions of MC. We have a host of new features to keep Minecraft more exciting through multiple plugins! Our offered features include but are not limited to: A Custom Enchant plugin exclusive to this server A claim system using flags while keeping the Golden Shovel system you know and love (with towns, selling claims, and more!) New mobs with custom models! A unique job system with rewards for levelling An in-game rankup system using playtime and in-game currency to unlock more commands like /nick, /enderchest, /treefeller, /nophantoms, and more! As well as a backpack to store more items, keep inventory, and multiple homes! A player-run economy to trade items and services with others, either through market shops using a chestshop plugin or through our auctionhouse GUI Seasonal crates with events allowing you to gain keys for them Staff-run events, with plenty of suggestion from you!
play.arkaciasurvival.net

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Eons
PvE, PvP
Eons is small a PVP and PVE based server with simple custom float PVP mecanics. The server features a custom map built by our build team. Fight other players aliens, cast spells and craft better armor.
51.81.164.5:27166

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KiraCraft/PiousCraft/IrishCraft
Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla
KiraCraft/PiousCraft/IrishCraft or KcPcIc is a Pure Vanilla Survival server with plugins is ran by Lordkira2009 (me), kinda of irish3601 & kinda of El_Joshypoo (Formerly known as PiousMcBiggingTon) but its mostly myself (Lordkira2009) who runs it
Its open to all once again and we are not looking for staff right now (we will post if we are looking on discord, twitter and FB)
Join The Official KcPcIc discord: https://discord.gg/ZPxckZw For news/updates just check on our site http://kiracraftpiouscraftirishcraft.enjin.com/ or the servers FB page https://www.facebook.com/KcPcIc and/or the servers Twitter https://twitter.com/KcPcIc (make sure you follow and like them)
The Rules and stuff are listed by doing /rules on the server or at #the-rules on the discord server
The Owners Twitter’s accounts My twitter https://twitter.com/lordkira2009 so if u need help or whatever just DM me, Tweet me or ping me on discord Irish’s Twitter https://twitter.com/irish3601
KcPcIc.minehut.gg

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Lushlagoon smp
Economy, PvP, smp, Survival
Welcome to LushLagoon SMP – a unique Life Steal experience with a dynamic economy, vibrant villager bazaar, and intense faction-based gameplay! Dive into the world of 1.20.X versions, where every move counts. Engage in thrilling trades with fellow players, accumulate wealth with our hard-hitting economy, and unite in powerful Factions to dominate the land. Immerse yourself in a simple yet captivating server that brings a new level of excitement to your Minecraft journey. Join us for an unforgettable adventure at LushLagoon SMP!
lushlagoon.org

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New Server IP
skyblocc
Factions, Skyblock
209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62209.182.107.62
209.182.107.62

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(Semi-Vanilla) Othorion – Survival
Survival
Othorion is a Towny based survival server with enhanced PvE mechanics, powerful monsters, great economy system, balanced jobs & mcmmo. We also handle very good events when we have many players. Nothing too complicated, however; our goal is too keep gameplay as simple and enjoyable as possible. Our community is small, but a strong one. Notice: we have recently updated to 1.13 and we ask for your patience as all previous features are slowly being ported into the new version.
mc.othorion.com

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New Server IP
Best mİnecraft serve
PvP, smp
Server IP: blockgrs.aternos.me:13101
blockgrs.aternos.me:13101

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Gaming Nation Mc
Economy, Prison, PvE, Survival
Welcome to gaming nation mc server! Here at Gaming Nation you will find a small but growing community of friendly player and staff. I would like to invite to join our community and get to know us. We have a discord server too. So this way you can stay in contact with us all the time, if you need something
144.217.251.246

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ItsJerryAndHarry
Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock
ItsJerryAndHarry Minecraft Server – YouTubers, Factions, KitPVP, Prison, SkyBlock, Parkour, Creative, Custom Minigames More! Join now!
itsjerryandharry.com

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Brutal smp
action, bedrock, Cracked, Multiplayer Survival, smp
BRUTAL SMP LIFESTEAL SMPFIRST OF ALL THIS IS A LIFESTEAL SERVERIF YOU ARE IN PVP THEN YOUR KEEP INVENTORY WILL AUTOMATICALLY TURNED OFFAND NORMALY KEEP INVENTORY IS ONWE HAVE A SEPERATE SHOP FOR HEARTS WE SELL THE CHEAPEST CRATES IT’S ONLY $0.12 PER PREMIUM CRATE KEYYOU CAN BUY SETHMES WITH INGAME CURRENCY THIS IS A LIFESTEAL SMP SO TRAPING IS ALLOWED
de-01.contabo.one:27054

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