Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	117	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

GrudgeCraft

anger, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, bitterness, Cruelty, emotional scars, forgiveness, grudge, grudge holding, GrudgeCraft, HEARTBREAK, hurt, lingering anger, long-lasting resentment, mean, Pain, Resentment, Revenge, Spite, vindictive behavior, Vindictiveness.

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8886	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you still salty about that time someone stole your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you! Join us and unleash your revenge on all those pesky griefers and thieves. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and no one is safe from your wrath. So come on over and show them who’s boss – just make sure to watch your back, because payback is a blocky beast!

YoonCraft: Impeached & Unbanned

absence.., Accountability, adjourned, constitutional crisis, controversy, court proceedings, democratic process, Government, impeached, impeachment process, impeachment trial, Judiciary, legal proceedings, Legal System, not attend, political turmoil, Politics, Rule of Law, south korea, South Korean president, UNBANNED, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Potions Brewed:	68	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

So, like, have you heard about this server, dude? It’s like, so crazy, man. It’s like the impeachment trial of South Korea’s Yoon, but in Minecraft form, bro. Yoon didn’t even show up, he was probably too busy mining diamonds or something, haha.

Join our server for all the wacky drama and chaos, man. We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

So come on, join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraft or something, haha. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always up to no good. Let’s get this impeachment trial started, Minecraft style!

The Realm Beyond 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, alternate world, Anime, crossover, FANTASY, idolmaster, isekai, japanese, Kamen rider, Love Live!, Magical Girls, Music, parallel universe, pop culture, Precure, Realm, Super Sentai, Superheroes, transformation, ULTRAMAN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7920
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got all the crazy isekai worlds you can imagine – Love Live, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, and who knows what’s next? Maybe Ultraman isekai or even Precure isekai! It’s like a wild ride into a dimension of pure madness and awesomeness! Don’t miss out on the chance to explore these insane worlds and become the ultimate isekai master! Let’s goooooo!

MobilityMattersMC SMP

access to healthcare, career advancement, Community Resources, discrimination, education access, Family Support, financial literacy, goal-setting, mental health support, Mentorship, MobilityMattersMC, networking opportunities, perseverance, Privilege, self-confidence, skill development, smp, socioeconomic status, systemic barriers, underestimated factors, upward mobility, work ethic

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Villages Defended:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you about all the cray cray reasons why you should join. First off, did you know that on this server, the more dirt blocks you mine, the higher your chances of becoming a millionaire in real life? Yeah, I know, it sounds whack, but trust me, it’s legit.

And get this, if you build the tallest tower made out of pink wool, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and give you diamonds instead of attacking you. I’m not even joking, it’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon. You gotta find the hidden entrance behind the giant chicken statue and do the chicken dance to get in. It’s wild, man, like a rave for creepers and zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna level up in life and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Peace out, homies!

PixelPanicCraft

contemporary challenges, current problems, forward-thinking regulations, future laws, future legislation, innovative legislation, law reform, legal advancements, legal evolution, legal gaps, legal innovation, Legal Updates, legislative solutions, modern issues, PixelPanicCraft, policy development, progressive laws, societal change, societal needs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5070

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only law is to always wear a chicken suit on Wednesdays! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that wearing a chicken suit on Wednesdays brings good luck and prevents creepers from blowing up your precious builds. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor in the game. So come on over and strut your stuff in a chicken suit while hunting for those diamond chickens – you won’t regret it!

EUtax100Craft

european union, EUtax100Craft, foreign buyers, Homes, housing market, international buyers, Investment, legislation, non-EU residents, non-residents, overseas investors, Property, property market, property ownership, real estate, second homes, spain, Tax, tax increase, tax policy, tax rate

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

u know wat is better than payin 100% tax in spain? joinin dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual home and not payin any tax at all, cuz who needs spain when u have minecraft, amirite? come join us and escape the taxman in a world where u can do whatever u want, like ride pigs into battle or build a giant statue of a llama wearin a top hat. plus, rumor has it dat herobrine himself plays on dis server and he’s lookin for new friends to prank. so wat r u waitin for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Booze Block Retirement Fun

adjustment, aging, alcohol use, BLOCK, booze, CHANGE, coping, depression, Fun, heavy drinking, mental health, over-50s, Prevention, researchers, retirees, Retirement, signs, study, Support, Symptoms, wellbeing, Working

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure depression in retirees with virtual blocks! build your way to happiness and leave those sad feelings behind! our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders that will make you forget all about your retirement blues.

we have a special potion in the game that will make you feel like a young whippersnapper again, no need for heavy drinking here! our friendly community will support you through this transition and help you adjust to this new chapter in your life.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s build a better, happier retirement together! who knew minecraft could be the key to a fulfilling retirement?

Tree SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla PvP Plugins Respawn Discord Whitelisted New year Quality of life Dragon Defeated Enforced Original Respawned Teams Community Survival Creative Adventure Exploration Fun, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9100
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

The Tree SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server which as of the new year of 2025 has just started! PvP is enabled but not enforced. Feel free to work together or do your own thing along with quality of life plugins like simple tpa. Also, to add more of and original Minecraft feel. If the dragon has already been defeated within the week it will be respawned even if no one respawns it themselves. Have fun! (JOIN THE DISCORD TO GET WHITELISTED!!!)

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RadiantSMP

bedrock, Economy, java, Minecraft, Play.RadiantSMP.org, Port 25574, Public, RadiantSMP, smp, Survival, Version 1.20+

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Votes:	8040	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

The best PUBLIC SURVIVAL SMP available for both Bedrock and Java!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – IP: Play.RadiantSMP.org – Port: 25574

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Datapacksmp

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Datapacksmp, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3497	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1067
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Votes:	9631	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
In this SMP members can add their own datapack. We play in sessions on Sundays, so everyone has an equal chance for items and exploration. We are looking for around 10 people who can play on this server.

More info in the discord. https://discord.gg/9NnVGGQQWH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many people can play on the server?	Around 10 people can play on the server.
When are the play sessions?	We play sessions on Sundays.
Can members add their own datapacks?	Yes, SMP members can add their own datapacks.

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