Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc

alcohol abuse, Alcoholic, bridges burned, CraftySibs, employment, family, family dynamics, financial support, half-sibling, Honesty, Integrity, Job Termination, Liability, military background, moral dilemma, NoRef4Alc, police department, Recommendation, reference, relationship, Strain, tough decision

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where half-brothers with a history of alcohol abuse and job terminations are welcome!

Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.

Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

backyard adventures, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood dreams, childhood friendships, childhood fun, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood magic, childhood mischief, childhood nostalgia, childhood treasures, childhood wonder, family vacations, favorite childhood memory, growing up, happy times, innocent joy, MemoryLaneMC, playing with friends, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ores Mined:	1594	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Remember that time you built your first dirt house in Minecraft and thought you were the king of the world? Well, imagine that feeling times a million on our server! Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts with real-life treasure (okay, maybe not real-life treasure, but still pretty cool), and even a secret underground club where the Endermen like to party.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe and make memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hard lessons, hard-won wisdom, lessons learned, life experiences, life lessons, life lessons learned, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, valuable lessons, wisdom gained

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Crops Grown:	8984
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special enchantment that makes you immune to lava! That’s right, you can swim in lava like it’s a hot tub and not even break a sweat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join us and party with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a maze of zombie pigmen. Don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals and won’t bite…much.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HouthiMissileSnipe

Advanced technology, air defense, anti-missile system, Arrow system, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, defense technology, Houthi missile, HouthiMissileSnipe, idf, intercept, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, missile interception, national security, SECURITY, Technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as a portal to another dimension. it was wild, man.

plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.

so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.

FlameCraft: Hot & Dry Amazon

Amazon, Biodiversity loss, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate resilience, Deforestation, drier, DRY, ecological balance, environmental impact, extreme weather events, FlameCraft, flammable, Forest fires, global warming, hot, natural disasters, south america, South American ecosystems, temperature rise, Warmer, weather extremes, weather patterns

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	126
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we set the amazon rainforest on fire every day for funsies! watch out for the flaming mobs and lava rivers, it’s a real scorcher out there! but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to put out the flames and save the day.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try to tame a fire-breathing dragon and ride it around the server like a boss. just be careful not to get burned to a crisp!

so come on down to our server and experience the heat of south america like never before. it’s a real hot mess, but we wouldn’t have it any other way. see you there, fire starters! 🔥🐉🌴

LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

Buildings, Coreprotect, Discordsrv, Farms, game content, GSit, hard difficulty, Hard Server, natural survival, no admin, No Donations, No Private, No Wipes, no world boundaries, no world wipes, Peaceful, Plasmovoice, PlayerAnalytics, SkinsRestorer, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, x-ray protection

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	156
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Votes:	2434

Vanilla survival server with Hard difficulty without privates!Access to the server by requests in the WhiteList on the Discord serverAdequate adult players who come to play their favorite game and relax from everyday life.

➥ Without world wipes and without world boundaries➥ Daily backups to prevent loss of player progress➥ Without a neck, compliance with the rules is mandatory➥ No admin/creativity for money or free of charge, natural survival. No objects will ever fall into the world from creativity or team➥ Game difficulty on the Hard server (it will be difficult to survive)➥ There are protection mechanisms against x-ray and other cheats that can give someone an advantage over other players➥ You can build any farms and buildings of any size, the server will “withstand the load”➥ Wonderful, calm lamp atmosphere of the minecraft game with adequate people

What are plugins and non-standard:► Record block and chest events with the ability to only view actions (CoreProtect)► Voice chat (PlasmoVoice)► Ability to sit wherever you want (GSit)► Installing skins by command (SkinsRestorer)► Server integration with Discord (DiscordSRV)► Game statistics on the server (PlayerAnalytics)

✶ As you may have noticed, these plugins do not affect the Vanilla gameplay in any way, that’s why they exist.

✶ We try to always update the game server to the latest version so that you feel comfortable playing with new game content and mechanics.

play.lostcraft.ru

Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

#exciting, balance, Balanced, BUILD, Classicmc, Community, convenience, Discord, Enhancements, Environment, Explore, Fun, Good, java, Mods, newcomers, Plugins, Ready, Server, Side, smp, Survival, TEAM, Trade, Tweaks, Twist, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to ClassicMC!

IP	ClassicMC.mine.nu
Version	1.21+
Mode	Survival Semi-Vanilla

ClassicMC is the perfect blend of classic Minecraft survival with just the right touch of enhancements! We’re a semi-vanilla survival server that stays true to the authentic Minecraft experience, while adding a few quality-of-life features to make your journey even more fun. What You’ll Find on ClassicMC:

Version 1.21+ – Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features.
Pure Survival – Enjoy a balanced, survival-focused world with minimal plugins.
Community-Driven – Our friendly and growing community is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
Enhanced Gameplay – While we keep it vanilla, a few small tweaks add convenience and keep things exciting!

Whether you love building, exploring, or surviving, ClassicMC offers a welcoming environment for both seasoned players and newcomers alike. Join us and experience survival Minecraft with a twist! If you’re interested please visit our discord https://discord.gg/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What version is ClassicMC?	ClassicMC is on version 1.21+.
What mode does ClassicMC operate in?	ClassicMC is a Survival Semi-Vanilla server.
Does ClassicMC have a community?	Yes, ClassicMC has a friendly and growing community that is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
Are there any gameplay enhancements on ClassicMC?	While ClassicMC maintains a vanilla experience, there are a few small tweaks that add convenience and excitement to gameplay.

Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

bullying, character assassination, cyberbullying, damage control, defamation, derogatory, dumb, gossip, Harassment, insult, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, online shaming, reputation, rumor, self esteem, Server, slut, Sluts, social media, word is

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

anhedonia, Ayahuasca, coping mechanisms, depression, feeling, healing, ISOLATION, lost soul, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Overcome, psychological damage, Religion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-realization, smp, Therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Votes:	3833	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, introspection, learning experiences, letting go, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, second chances, self reflection, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

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