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E Smol Minecraft Server

alternative media, big corporations, DIY community, ESmol, ESPAÑOL, general, grassroots movements, independent artists, independent businesses, Independent creators, Indie Films, indie games, indie music, indies only, local artisans, Minecraft, Server, small indies, SMOL, spanish language, stay in your lane, underground culture

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of those big, corporate Minecraft servers trying to take over the world? Well, fear not, because our server is exclusively for small indies! We don’t want any big corpos ruining our fun, so they can stay in their own general chat.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes for a lifetime supply of cookies. It’s a crazy world out there, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

autist, big corporations, Choice, codebase, death cult, Disaster, essential projects, FAGGOT, free software, Freecraft, freedom of expression, gay ecosystem, internet, major corporation, microsoft, Minecraft, neutral language, non-profit competition, organization, proprietary companies, Server, Stroke, user friendly systems

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a death cult that hunts down players who don’t use neutral language in our secret codebase that only 1% of people will ever see! We’re all about spreading aids to existing projects and taking down any non-profit competition against big corporations. Plus, we do absolutely nothing to stop the diminishing freedom of expression and choice on the internet – we even support it!

But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3930
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	241
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?