We got the thiccest builds and the juiciest loot, you won’t believe your eyes when you see our pixelated babes shaking their blocky behinds.
Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where every corner holds a surprise and every block hides a treasure.
Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the party and get ready to have your mind blown!
But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.
And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.
Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)
GGLV is not your average server. It has a fresh spin on the old ways. Here, players can go from hardcore Survival to wild Factions, and even try out BedWars and SkyBlock. Want a thrill? Join the TNT Run! Everything feels alive and buzzing.
The server has a slick look and a cool sci-fi vibe. It mixes fun with some real skill. You can build your dream base, fight for land, or just chill with pals. No pay-to-win nonsense here! It’s all about fair play, with a team of active staff and fun events to keep the hype going.
Get ready for a world where you can be who you want. Build, fight, or just hang out. GGLV is where the fun never stops!
MC.GGLV.LV
Welcome to The Mystic Village! Here, all Minecraft fans can find a home. Whether you are new or a pro, there is a spot for you.
Join a big group of players who share your dream: To be the next big star!
Why Join Us?
Get ready to build, craft, and play! Join now and make your mark!
15.235.29.245:25592
Welcome to Kiwi Landing! A top Minecraft spot for all players!
PvP World: Fight hard! No land claims, griefing is fine, and all PvP styles are welcome!
Looking for Players: We want you! Help us grow our great community!
kiwilandingnow.ukGet in the game and have fun!
kiwilandingnow.uk
Version: 1.20.1 Language: English / International Access: Open, no whitelist Community: Join our Discord for fun and chat with the staff!
Check it out: CurseForge Link
play4.eternalzero.cloud:25658
Welcome to Redraxed Vanilla!
This is a chill vanilla server that runs on Fabric.
Game Settings:
Cool Datapacks:
Use /trigger to access these fun features:
Join in and have fun!
vanilla.redraxed.com
A chill, fun SMP server made by the people, for the people. It’s up 24/7, so you can hop in anytime. No whitelist means you can start right away! Want to make a shop? Go for it! Team up with pals? Yes! Build a town or host cool events? You bet! Or just fight for your life in PvP. There’s fun for everyone!
173.240.158.119
Server Info: – Type: Minecraft PVP – Version: 1.21 – 1.19 – Location: Falkenstein, Germany
What We Offer: – FFA PVP: Fight it out in free-for-all matches. – Stats: Check your own player stats. – Anti-Interrupt: No more annoying hits that break your flow. – MCTiers Support: Test your skills with our tier system. – Vanilla Knockback: Enjoy that classic feel.
Bonus: Like us on NameMC and grab a free rank!
Join now and show what you got!
jumpreset.net
PenthouseMC is a chill SMP server. It has some neat tweaks to make the old vanilla game better. Players can grab land and build whatever they want! If they feel like it, they can make shops where others can teleport and buy stuff in our player-run market.
play.penthousemc.xyz
CraftWorld Bedwars is here to shake things up! This game is not just for the pros; even two players can jump in and start the fun.
Get ready for some wild modes like Lucky Block, Grappling Hook, and special Pro Lobbies for the best of the best!
Join now and see what all the buzz is about!
play.craftworld.site
About Us
Welcome to HarmingSMP! We are the folks behind this cool server. Here, you can enjoy CrystalPVP with a big and fun crew. We promise loads of fun and joy! Come join the fun!
88.211.228.76:25732