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Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crops Grown:	9990	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	591	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can date big booty Latinas and unlock the final redpill! Forget about Asians, the real treasure is in those Latinas with the curves that will make your character do a double take. And get this – did you know that dating big booty Latinas is actually what the Atlantians did after their fall? It’s true, look it up in the Minecraft history books! So if you’re ready for a political dating adventure like no other, join us on our server and prepare to be mind-blown by the possibilities. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with players who have the butt of a 16-year-old? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players with an ass like a middle-aged woman! Why settle for flat when you can have a booty that defies gravity and logic? Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking competitions, bootylicious building contests, and butt-shaped pixel art creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your fabulous fanny and join the most cheeky server in Minecraft!

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crops Grown:	4947	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8394	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9199
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	516	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Emeralds Found:	7226	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Void Gems Collected:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!