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WifeSwapCraft

addiction, arguments, bad habits, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, energy drinks, habits, health, health concerns, Hypocrisy, kidney stones, Marriage, quitting cold turkey, quitting habits, relationships, self improvement, smoking, Understanding, Vaping, WifeSwapCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of arguing with your spouse over their bad habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will judge you for your energy drink addiction or vaping habit. Plus, our virtual kidney stones are way less painful than the real ones – trust us, we’ve done the research. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who knew quitting bad habits could be so fun in block form?

ToughTalker in Minecraft SMP

assertive behavior, assertive communication, Assertiveness, assertiveness training, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Confrontation, dealing with aggression, dealing with confrontation, diffusing tension, handling tough situations, intimidation, managing conflict, Minecraft, self defense, smp, standing up for yourself, staying calm, staying composed, tough talk, ToughTalker

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t just talk tough, we walk the walk…literally! Our players have taken on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot, and they came out victorious! If you want to join a server where the players are as fearless as a pack of wolves in a sheep pen, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is home to a pet creeper named Steve who loves giving hugs…explosive hugs, that is! So come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while dodging exploding creepers and making friends with the most dangerous mobs in the game. Let’s see if you can handle the heat…or should I say, the TNT!

RuleCraft: No Pants, No Problem

bizarre rules, childhood memories, childhood rules, discipline, family dynamics, family life, family rules, funny rules, growing up, home life, house rules, household rules, odd rules, pants, parenting, Problem, quirky rules, RuleCraft, strange rules, strict rules, unique rules, unusual rules, weird rules

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ores Mined:	1668
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old rules at home? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We have the most outrageous rules that will make your childhood rules seem like a walk in the park.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having to wear a chicken suit every time you enter a village. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and the only way to blend in is by looking like a chicken. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

But that’s not all! How about having to speak only in pig Latin for an entire day every week? Oinkway atway atthay, itway ightmay eemsay azycray, utbay ustjay aitway untilway youway earhay owthay unway itway isway ootay ootay ootay ootay!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest rules you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself enjoying the madness and never wanting to leave. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CoralCraft: Bleach Bash Bonanza

#CoralCraft, 400-year record, Bash, Bleach, bleaching frequency, bonanza, climate change, coral bleaching events, coral health, coral reef resilience, Coral Reefs, ecological crisis, environmental impact, global warming, great barrier reef, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystem, marine life, mass bleaching, ocean conservation, ocean protection, ocean temperatures, ocean warming, reef destruction

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mines Excavated:	1041
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the great barrier reef ocean temperatures is our gameplay! we have so much fun, you’ll be bleaching your brain with excitement!

our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

RockySMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	9003
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!

Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!

rockysmp.de

RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

Ability, Create Town, Create/join town, Discord, Existing Town, fear, Fun, Golden Shovel, java, java server, Join, Join Town, Land Protection, MCMMO, mobs, Noobs, option, Protection, RezzCraft, Server, server address, server discord, Simple, smp, Towny, Tread, Version

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2940	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Server Details

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Version: 1.21

Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

he, he’s right, he’s right you, Hes, know, know he’s, Minecraft, PixelPunch, right, right you, right you know, Server, You know

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	6795
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	44715

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

arousal, biological female, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, female anatomy, forbidden act, INTIMATE, Lust, male desire, PENETRATION, physical connection, Pleasure, primal urge, seduction, sexual act, sexual desire, taboo, vegana, VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP, weener

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

Allowed, annoyance, college, Communication, Conflict, coworker, emergency, female friendship, friendship, gossip, Irregular, menstrual cycle, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, overreaction, Period, sharing, Shift, social media, tampon, TamponCraft, unfollowed, work drama

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!