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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8786 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 136 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.