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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4580 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 209 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 221 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!