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Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, concerns, consent, Curiosity, emotions, escort, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, first time, losing virginity, Lost, Minecraft, Nervous, Preparation, questions, safe sex, sex worker, smp, Tips, TUESDAY, VIRGINITY

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Emeralds Found:	9539	Enchantments Applied:	281
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Votes:	7867	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

balancing family relationships, childhood impact, childhood trauma, children triggering trauma, emotional triggers, exclusion, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family responsibilities, Family Support, Gratitude, mental health, Minecraft, parent-child dynamics, Parentification, parentification trauma, Sacrifices, Server, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisCraft, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

10 kids, 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay, aita, committed relationship, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, elitist, family, financial problems, Granddaughter, grief support group, Hardworking, House, judgemental, Pregnant, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, son-in-law, troubled upbringing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	5695
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

ForgetMeNotCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Towns Built:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

Black Market, Bulgarian company, communication devices, criminal organization, Disappearance, eastern europe, fugitive, hezbollah, illegal sales, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, missing person, OWNER, PagerPals, pagers, Report, security threat, Server, suspicious activity, Terrorism

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Towns Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Corpse Detection System

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

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