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CraftyPols Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyPols, Diplomacy, eastern europe, end benefits, EU benefits, european union, fighting age, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Poland, Poland calls, Politics, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian men, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2706	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of ukrainian men of fighting age ready to battle it out in the virtual world! watch as they build massive structures with their bare hands and take on the creepers like true warriors. plus, who needs EU benefits when you can have all the diamond swords and enchanted armor you could ever want? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem on our server like never before!

BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

ammo depot, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, escalation, explosions, huge blasts, international relations, Military, RETALIATION, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, triggers, UKRAINIAN, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a story that’ll blow your mind!

So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!

Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchantments Applied:	248
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	491
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2878	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	8230

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1608	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594